You know what, I love being Captain. It gives me confidence, it gives me muscle definition. Yes, sometimes it gives me blinding optical migraines, where I literally can't see three feet in front of myself. But I love being captain.
Martin Hinteregger
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Fredi : I have high standards.
Niko : *Smiles*
Fredi : Oh no, they're meeting all my standards.
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Ragnar : I can't tell if you're a genius or just incredibly arrogant.
André : Well, on a good day, I'm both.
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Filip : Aren't you suger and spice and everything nice.
André : Well, aren't you rudeness and sarcasm and everything... Ugh...
Filip : No, go on. You find something that rhymes with sarcasm and makes sense and I'll take the fall tonight.
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Niko : What are we going to do?
Fredi : Ah, what are you so worried about? You're so small they probably won't even see you.
Niko : Fredi, is this really the time to be making short jokes?
Fredi : Niko, it's never not the time because, just like you, life is short.
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Daichi : I need your help. I've done something bad, very bad.
Rafael : Put the corpse on ice. I'm on my way.
Daichi : What? No! It's not... Why would I?
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Jan : Your death would be... Inconvenient.
Kevin : Aww, thanks Jan, I love you too.
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Aymen : I'm in pain.
Tuta : I told you to take your pain medication.
Aymen : *grabs Tuta's hand and places it over his heart* It hurts right here... I think I like you.
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Bas : This is horrible! This is the most humiliating thing to ever happen to me!
Seppl : Even more humiliating than-
Bas : Let's not do this.
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Kevin : I will not be using a loophole. As always I will be using the perfectly legal hole, or no hole. I choose no hole.
Diant :... You just said ''hole'' way too much.
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Non-FictionAll of them are coming from my third Tumblr account, so I had to put them on my third Wattpad account. 10 per chapter. Warnings : -A lot of jokes about Hütter. -Some of our former players can still be present here (like Ante or Alex). -I still hav...
