Gonça : For the millionth time, Timmy and I are just friends.
Danny : *Sneezes*
Danny : Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit.
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Filip : Hey, you're okay Dejan?
Dejan : Yeah, it's just these onions.
Filip, to onions : What the fuck did you say to Dejan?
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Kevin : There is nothing worse than hearing people attempt to sound intelligent by using lengthy words incorrectly.
Ilse : I completely photosynthesize with this.
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Dejan : Why are you single?
Marijan : Because I have a strict dad.
Marijan : Why are you single?
Dejan : Because you have a strict dad.
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Gonça : David is my best friend.
Johnny : I thought that was Timmy?
Gonça : No, Timmy's my boyfriend.
Timmy, blushing and choking on his drink : Since when? Not that I'm upset, I'd just like to know.
Gonça, frowning : I knew there was something I forgot to do last year...
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Dejan : Are you currently seeing anyone?
Marijan : No?
Dejan : Holy shit I'm right here, you must be blind.
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Makoto : Having something or someone to care for can improve your mental health.
David : Like a kid?
Makoto : I was thinking of a plant--
David : Because I already have Tuta and that isn't helping my mental health at all.
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Luka : What do you get when you mix a hormorally unbalanced emotionally unstable person with a little ray of sunshine?
Ante : Do I look like I know?
Luka : I'm talking about you and Niko.
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Dejan : Bro, are your feet tired?
Marijan : Yeah, Bro. How'd you know?
Dejan : Because you've been walking through my mind all day, Bro.
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Gonça : Carpe diem - Seize the day.
Felix : Carpe noctem - Seize the night.
André : Carpe natem - Seize the ass.
Filip : Seriously if you guys don't stop this, I am going to Carpe someone's neck and break it.
Gonça : Carpe collum - Seize the neck.
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Non-FictionAll of them are coming from my third Tumblr account, so I had to put them on my third Wattpad account. 10 per chapter. Warnings : -A lot of jokes about Hütter. -Some of our former players can still be present here (like Ante or Alex). -I still hav...
