Djibi : I don't need to write it down, I'll remember.
Djibi, five minutes later : Oh no
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Ragnar : Diant is the o.g.
Jan : Diant is the orange juice?
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Timmy : It's only stupid if we die doing it. Otherwise, it's heroism.
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Almamy : This was a terrible idea. Why didn't anyone stop me?!
Evan : Because you didn't tell me. WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?!
Almamy : If I told you, you would've stopped me!
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Makoto : That might be the dumbest thing I've ever heard.
Daichi : Oh don't worry. I've said much worse.
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Luka, after messing up big time : I'm such a fucking clown.
Ante : No Luka, you're not a clown.
Ante : You are the entire circus.
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David : I'm nervous.
Hinti : Is this your first time?
David : No, I've been nervous before.
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Diant : Penny for your thoughts?
Kevin, offended : My thoughts are worth more than a penny!
Jan : No, they really aren't.
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Steven : That's a great analogy, babe.
Ilse : Ahah, analogy.
Steven :
Ilse : What? Come on, it's funny! The study of anal?
Steven :
Ilse : Oh no, analogy's a real word...
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Rafael : In my defense, your Honour, I simply do not vibe with the law.
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Non-FictionAll of them are coming from my third Tumblr account, so I had to put them on my third Wattpad account. 10 per chapter. Warnings : -A lot of jokes about Hütter. -Some of our former players can still be present here (like Ante or Alex). -I still hav...
