David : You're an idiot.
Hinti : But I'm your idiot.
Hinti, pointing at his wedding ring : Forever.
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Filip : You know, not every problem can be solved with a knife?
Steven : I know. That's why I carry two knives.
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Steven : Well, Ilse is into BDSM.
Aymen : What's BDSM?
Hinti, loudly : BIBLE DISCUSSION AND STUDY MEETINGS!!
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David : Why would you want to marry me for anyhow?
Hinti : So I can kiss you anytime I want.
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Danny : There's plenty of fish in the sea, but you know what else there is? Trash. There's a lot of trash in the sea.
Timmy : Not sure if you broke up with Dominik again or if you're just trying to raise awareness about pollution.
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Timmy : I have something to get off my chest.
Gonça : Is it your shirt? Please say it's your shirt.
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Ante : Before you say no-
Niko : No.
Ante : But I haven't even told you yet!
Niko : No.
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Hinti : David, tell Tuta about the birds and the bees.
David, sweating : Um... They're disappearing at an alarming rate.
Hinti : Dav, no.
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Kevin : Kiss me if I'm wrong but dinosaurs still exist, right?
Jan, not looking up from his book : You're wrong.
Kevin : So kiss me.
Jan : No.
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Niko: *teary eyed* Nobody loves me...
Fredi : Are you sure?
Niko : Yes I-
Fredi, pointing at himself : ARE YOU REALLY SURE?
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Non-FictionAll of them are coming from my third Tumblr account, so I had to put them on my third Wattpad account. 10 per chapter. Warnings : -A lot of jokes about Hütter. -Some of our former players can still be present here (like Ante or Alex). -I still hav...