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David : You're an idiot.

Hinti : But I'm your idiot.

Hinti, pointing at his wedding ring : Forever.

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Filip : You know, not every problem can be solved with a knife?

Steven : I know. That's why I carry two knives.

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Steven : Well, Ilse is into BDSM.

Aymen : What's BDSM?

Hinti, loudly : BIBLE DISCUSSION AND STUDY MEETINGS!!

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David : Why would you want to marry me for anyhow?

Hinti : So I can kiss you anytime I want.

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Danny : There's plenty of fish in the sea, but you know what else there is? Trash. There's a lot of trash in the sea.

Timmy : Not sure if you broke up with Dominik again or if you're just trying to raise awareness about pollution.

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Timmy : I have something to get off my chest.

Gonça : Is it your shirt? Please say it's your shirt.

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Ante : Before you say no-

Niko : No.

Ante : But I haven't even told you yet!

Niko : No.

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Hinti : David, tell Tuta about the birds and the bees.

David, sweating : Um... They're disappearing at an alarming rate.

Hinti : Dav, no.

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Kevin : Kiss me if I'm wrong but dinosaurs still exist, right?

Jan, not looking up from his book : You're wrong.

Kevin : So kiss me.

Jan : No.

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Niko: *teary eyed* Nobody loves me...

Fredi : Are you sure?

Niko : Yes I-

Fredi, pointing at himself : ARE YOU REALLY SURE?

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