Adi : I don't really mind Martin being homosexual, I just don't like him dating men.
Fredi : You really haven't grasped the concept of this ''gay thing'' yet, have you, Adi?
Adi : Well, there must be homosexual who date women?
Jan : Yeah. They're called lesbians.
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Seppl : I gave Dost a get better soon card.
Ilse : That's surprisingly nice of you.
Seppl : He wasn't sick, I just thought he should do better.
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Felix, quietly to himself : Okay maybe mama DID raise a fool.
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Martin : How did you know I was going to propose?
David : Ilse hasn't been able to look at me without crying for a month.
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Lukas : I made you a friendship bracelet.
Jan : You know I'm not really a jewelry person.
Lukas : You don't have to wear it if you don't wan--
Jan : No. I'm wearing it forever. Back! Off!
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Gonça : Do you think I can fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?
David : You're a hazard to society.
Timmy : And a coward. Do twenty.
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Djibril : ''To do is to be'' - Socrates
Jetro : ''To be is to do'' - Plato
Ragnar : ''Do be do be do be'' - Scooby
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Martin : We're like cocoa and whipped cream.
David : How?
Martin : You're hot and I'm on top.
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Kevin : It's just so hard being perfect all the time and yet so down to earth.
Kevin : Like, I've never met someone who is as great as I am and who is also so absolutely humble.
Jan : *throws a boot at Kevin*
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Erik : Sometimes I feel like I don't fit anywhere.
Dom : What are you talking about? You fit right there in my arms.
Erik, tearing up : Okay.
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Non-FictionAll of them are coming from my third Tumblr account, so I had to put them on my third Wattpad account. 10 per chapter. Warnings : -A lot of jokes about Hütter. -Some of our former players can still be present here (like Ante or Alex). -I still hav...
