Happy New Year i'm depressed after what Monaco did to Niko :(
01:42 am
Hinti, texting David : Hey cna u pick me up im drunk
02:01 am
Hinti : nvrmind u dnt have 2 anymore... Im home now
David : Yes I was aware of that after dropping you off at your house.
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Filip : I'm going to need you to calm down.
Dejan, slamming his fist on the table : BUT HOW CAN IT BE BIRTHDAY CAKE FLAVOURED IF BIRTHDAY CAKES CAN BE ANY FLAVOUR!
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(David introducing Gonça and Timmy for the first time) :
David : So Gonça, this is Timmy, Timmy this is Gonça.
Timmy : Gonça... That's a great name.
Gonça : Oh, you like that? You should hear my phone number.
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Timmy, to Gonça : How's the prettiest person in the world doing?
Gonça : I don't know.
Gonça, turning to Hinti : How are you doing?
Hinti : I'm fine.
Gonça, to Timmy : He's fine.
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David, teaching Tuta how to drive : Okay so you're driving, and Marijan and Dejan walk into the road. Quick, what do you hit?
Tuta : Oh Marijan, definitely Marijan, I could never hurt Dejan.
David, massaging his temples : The breaks. You hit the breaks.
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I'm surrounded by idiots.
Makoto Hasebe
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Niko : I've seen it all [Whatever horror movie]
Fredi : You've seen it all through the cracks in your fingers while you were hiding your eyes.
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Ilse : YOU'RE SO ANNOYING! I CAN'T BELIEVE WE'RE TOGETHER!
Steven : I'M ANNOYING?! YOU'RE THE ONE WHO CHEATED!
Ilse : WELL, YEAH, BUT YOU CHEATED FIRST!
Hinti :
Hinti : I think we're done playing Uno for today.
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André : *sighs loudly*
Filip : André, what's wrong?
André : You haven't looked at me in 10 minutes.
Filip :... We're watching a movie.
André : DID I ASK FOR AN EXCUSE?
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Aymen : So what are you doing for Valentine's Day?
Gonça : Oh, the usual - Timmy and I are going to all the nearby shops and buy up all the Valentine's cards and watch David panic because he forgot to get one for Hinti.
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SaggisticaAll of them are coming from my third Tumblr account, so I had to put them on my third Wattpad account. 10 per chapter. Warnings : -A lot of jokes about Hütter. -Some of our former players can still be present here (like Ante or Alex). -I still hav...
