Jesper : I thought you were dead!
Ajdin : Only on the inside.
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Aymen : Am I weird?
Tuta : Yeah. But you're hot, so it's easier to put ut with.
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Djibril : Source?
Almamy : Dude trust me.
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Makoto : OK, so that's the plan, any questions?
Daichi : Who would win in a race between a snail and a worm?
Makoto : I mean questions about -
Makoto :
Makoto, sighing : The worm.
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Oliver : You're very mature for your age.
Ajdin : Thanks. It's the trauma.
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Steven : I regret giving you my blender.
Ilse, drinking a sandwich : Why?
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Mijat : The real treasure is the friends we made along the way.
Ante : No, I want my fucking gold.
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Gonça : Life is too short to pretend you're not into some kinky shit.
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Robby : Niko has one braincell and it's heart-shaped.
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Hinti : I'm back on my bullshit.
Gonça : No.
Gonça : *grabs his, Timmy's, Makoto's, Daichi's, Kevin's, Filip's and Seppl's hands*
Gonça : WE'RE back on our bullshit.
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Non-FictionAll of them are coming from my third Tumblr account, so I had to put them on my third Wattpad account. 10 per chapter. Warnings : -A lot of jokes about Hütter. -Some of our former players can still be present here (like Ante or Alex). -I still hav...