*17 missed calls and 239 unread messages from Elias*
Jan : Are you okay? What happened? I'm sorry I didn't answer I was-
Elias : Look at this video of a sheep wearing a scarf!
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Oliver : Jellyfish have survived for over 600000 years without a brain.
Seppl : Finally a ray of hope for Timmy and Gonça.
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Aymen : Pretty sure my soulmate is a bag of sour gummy worms.
Tuta : I juste ate a whole bag of those, no joke.
Aymen : You... That was the love of my life...
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Haugie : Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container.
Jesper : The cow?!
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Daichi : Are you okay?
Makoto : Trying out coffins. Why do you ask?
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*Playing Among Us*
Aymen : It's Diant. I saw him vent.
Tuta : Diant is dead.
Aymen : Omg where?
Tuta : You reported the body.
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Gonça : I don't have a crush on anyone, that's ridiculous.
Timmy : *enters the room*
Gonça : I have to gay.
Gonça : I-I mean, go.
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David : What I want is snuggles.
David : Instead what I get is struggles.
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Ilse : Can you stop calling peanut butter that?!
Hinti : Why? What's wrong with sticky nut juice?
Ilse : Everything... Every-fucking-thing...
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Tuta : Can I go to the movies tonight?
David : Kid, I'm not your dad, you can do whatever you want.
Tuta :
Tuta : Okay-
David : Be home by Ten, don't talk to strangers and remember to look both ways before crossing the road.
Tuta :
David : Here, ten bucks for popcorn.
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Non-FictionAll of them are coming from my third Tumblr account, so I had to put them on my third Wattpad account. 10 per chapter. Warnings : -A lot of jokes about Hütter. -Some of our former players can still be present here (like Ante or Alex). -I still hav...
