Dejan : Top reasons to get married?
André, looking over at Filip : Firmly saying ''That's my husband!'' and knocking someone out in one punch.
Dejan :
André : And love, I guess.
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Aymen : The German language can not fully capture the depth and complexity of my thoughts. So I'm incorporating Emoji into my speech to better express myself. Winky face.
*Later*
Aymen : I've known Nils for ever. Our friendship is little-boy-holding-little-boy's-hand.
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Steven : I'm gonna take you out.
Ilse : Great, it's a date!
Steven : I meant that as a threat.
Ilse : See you at six!
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Daichi : I don't care what anyone says, the black cookie part is the best.
Dom : Dark without light is an abyss, light without dark is blinding. You cannot have a coin with one side.
Steven : Yo, Socrates, it's a fucking cookie.
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Gonça : ''What happens if you put a werewolf up on the moon'' is a great question. Probably the best question ever.
Timmy : He will explode and die because there's no oxygen on the moon.
Gonça : We never said we'd send him up without a suit, you absolute monster.
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Fredi : Niko, I want a kid.
Niko : Do you mean a second kid? Because we have one already.
Fredi :
Fredi : No, we do not.
Ante, eating family breakfast with them : Yeah, I have no idea what you're talking about, dad.
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Hinti, about his friendship with Ilse : Ask anyone, we're close.
*later*
David : Yeah, Ilse and my husband sometimes have sleepovers, in my bed, with me in it.
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I'm having a salad for dinner. Well, a grain-based salad. Actually, it's mostly barley. Ok, it's all barley. Fermented barley. It's beer. I'm having beer for dinner.
Lukas Hradecky
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Ilse : I really only listen to, like, German Death Regga.
Ilse : Oh, and Halloween sound effect records from the 50's.
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David : There are three ways to do things : the right way, the wrong way, and the Paciandler way.
Hinti : But isn't the Paciandler way just the wrong way as well?
David : Yeah, but it's much faster.
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No FicciónAll of them are coming from my third Tumblr account, so I had to put them on my third Wattpad account. 10 per chapter. Warnings : -A lot of jokes about Hütter. -Some of our former players can still be present here (like Ante or Alex). -I still hav...
