Gonça : I don't let my sexuality define me.
Also Gonça : Move, I'm gay!
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Martin : I'm here
Ilse : I'm queer
Steven : I live in fear
Djibril : I like deer!
David :... And I'm sorry to everyone who has to deal with these idiots I call friends.
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Filip : Got a hot date?
André : No, but my date does.
Filip : *offended noises*
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Mijat : Everyone stop arguing and help with this crossword. I need a 9 letter word for ''disappointment''.
Erik : Hm... Adi Hütter
Mijat :
Mijat : It fits.
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Timmy : There are no snacks left in the kitchen.
Gonça : I'm literally right here.
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David : Once, Hinti smiled at me and I had to visit the clinic just to make sure I wasn't pregnant.
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Gonça : I sleep with a knife under my pillow.
Ragnar : Weak. I sleep with a gun under my pillow.
André : You both are pathetic.
Ragnar : Oh yeah? What killer weapon do you sleep with, Mr. Badass?
André : Filip.
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Steven: Is it okay that I don't hate you like I hate most people?
Ilse, laughing softly : Yeah. Yeah, that's okay by me.
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Dejan : A mosquito tried to bite me so I slapped it away killing it.
Dejan : And then I started thinking... It was just trying to get food, right?
Dejan : What if I went to the fridge one day and just slammed the door shut, snapping my neck?
Filip :...
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Luka : You make me so angry!
Ante : Oh please, you wouldn't hurt a fly.
Luka : You're right because a fly is an innocent creature that never knowingly did anything to anybody. You, however, I would maim.
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SachbücherAll of them are coming from my third Tumblr account, so I had to put them on my third Wattpad account. 10 per chapter. Warnings : -A lot of jokes about Hütter. -Some of our former players can still be present here (like Ante or Alex). -I still hav...