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Gonça : I don't let my sexuality define me.

Also Gonça : Move, I'm gay!

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Martin : I'm here

Ilse : I'm queer

Steven : I live in fear

Djibril : I like deer!

David :... And I'm sorry to everyone who has to deal with these idiots I call friends.

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Filip : Got a hot date?

André : No, but my date does.

Filip : *offended noises*

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Mijat : Everyone stop arguing and help with this crossword. I need a 9 letter word for ''disappointment''.

Erik : Hm... Adi Hütter

Mijat :

Mijat : It fits.

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Timmy : There are no snacks left in the kitchen.

Gonça : I'm literally right here.

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David : Once, Hinti smiled at me and I had to visit the clinic just to make sure I wasn't pregnant.

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Gonça : I sleep with a knife under my pillow.

Ragnar : Weak. I sleep with a gun under my pillow.

André : You both are pathetic.

Ragnar : Oh yeah? What killer weapon do you sleep with, Mr. Badass?

André : Filip.

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Steven: Is it okay that I don't hate you like I hate most people?

Ilse, laughing softly : Yeah. Yeah, that's okay by me.

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Dejan : A mosquito tried to bite me so I slapped it away killing it.

Dejan : And then I started thinking... It was just trying to get food, right?

Dejan : What if I went to the fridge one day and just slammed the door shut, snapping my neck?

Filip :...

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Luka : You make me so angry!

Ante : Oh please, you wouldn't hurt a fly.

Luka : You're right because a fly is an innocent creature that never knowingly did anything to anybody. You, however, I would maim.

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