*Steven driving aggressively while Ilse holds himself to the seat*
Ilse : Where did you learn to drive like that?!
Steven : Grand Theft Auto
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David : I want to show you a picture from last night that really upsets me.
Tuta : OK, but in my defense, Aymen bet me 50 cents that I couldn't drink all of the shampoo.
David : That's not what I -
David : Wait - You drank SHAMPOO?
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Dom : You... Have a face.
Danny : Yes. Yes, I do.
Dom : I mean, a nice face. You have a nice face.
Danny : Thanks, I think.
Dom : Please accept my attempt at flirting. I don't know what I'm doing.
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Fredi : What, are you afraid I'm gonna tell everyone in the team you like to be the little spoon?
Niko : Everybody likes to be the little spoon! It makes you feel safe!
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Leon : Jan, did you have a nightmare last night?
Jan : Uh, no, why?
Leon : Well, I heard you screaming and calling Lukas' name a lot, and whenever I have nightmares I usually call for him too.
Jan & Lukas : *choke*
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Ilse : Are you implying that I occasionally stray from the rulebook?
Adi : I'm implying that you do not possess a rulebook. And if you do, you certainly have never opened it.
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Niko : *Clutches onto Fred's arm*
Fredi, internally : AAAAAAAAAAH
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David : Wanna hang out some time?
Hinti : We're doing that right now.
David : I mean, like romantically.
Hinti : We're doing that right now.
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Makoto : I am sorry for psychologically scarring you.
Daichi : Which time?
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Ragnar : Do any sounds annoy you?
Markus : Real or imaginary?
Ragnar, confused and scarred : Imaginary?
Markus : Spiders wearing flip flops.
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Non-FictionAll of them are coming from my third Tumblr account, so I had to put them on my third Wattpad account. 10 per chapter. Warnings : -A lot of jokes about Hütter. -Some of our former players can still be present here (like Ante or Alex). -I still hav...
