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Ilse : Maybe the real treasure was the friends we made along the way.

Ilse, pointing at Sabitzer : And also this rat we found.

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David : What's the first thing you notice when a man approaches you?

Steven : The audacity.

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Niko : Did you know that Type O-Blood was actually meant to be Type Zero blood due to the lack of glycoproteins in the red blood cells?

Niko : It was misread and it's now called Type ''O'' blood.

Jürgen : I guess you could call it a typo.

Niko : ...

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Seppl : You wanna hear a lie?

Bas : What?

Seppl : I think you're great. You're my best friend.

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Daichi : What could be better than serving up smiles?

Makoto : Being dead or anything else.

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Chocolate is good and all, but have you ever sat in darkness wondering why you're not good enough?

Erik Durm

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[In a groupchat]

Makoto : S[he] be[lie]ve[d] 😞

Hinti : Sbeve 😞

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Steven : Dominik, don't you have to be stupid somewhere else?

Dom : Not until 4.

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[Pokal final 2018]

Ante : Guys. We're not gonna lose, because we have everything we need to win right there. *points to his chest*

Mijat, smiling : Heart.

Ante : No, me! I'm gonna win the match for us!

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André : I still can't believe you're engaged!

Gonça :

André :... Just because it's happening so fast... Not because you're a loser.

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