Fredi : Hey.
Niko : What do you want?
Fredi : I can't sleep.
Niko : I can.
Niko : Goodnight.
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Young Hinti : I want to be a bartender.
Young Hinti : Men named Bart look out.
Hinti, ten years later : The fact that I'm the only one who laughed at this is a crime.
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Adi : I'd like to introduce our new team member Ajdin and to thank Ajdin for his generous gift of 2 euros which he handed me outside this morning. Not necessary, but greatly appreciated.
Marijan, whispering : Why'd you give him 2 euros?
Ajdin, whispering back : I thought he was homeless.
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Jan : Are you drunk?
Lukas : Only my love for you.
Lukas : And gin.
Lukas : And vodka.
Lukas : And bourbon.
Lukas : And -
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Marco : Hey, you want some leftovers?
Alex : What's that?
Marco : You've never had leftovers?
Alex : No, because I'm not a quitter.
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Ajdin, drinking coffee : I love you so much.
Dejan : I love you too.
Dejan : Wait, you're talking to the coffee, aren't you?
Ajdin :
Ajdin : I can love two things.
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Steven : Is it a crime to throw sodium chloride in your enemy's eyes?
Ilse : Yes, that's assault.
Steven : Yeah, I know it's a salt but it's a crime?
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Adi : Any questions?
Seppl : Yeah, I have a lot of questions.
Seppl : Number one ; How dare you?
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Tuta : Do you mind if I say something off topic?
Aymen : I've never been on topic in my life, please continue.
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Freddy : Do you guys realize we never stop tasting our own tongues?
Felix : How about I taste yours for a change?
Freddy : That was smooth as fuck.
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Incorrect Eintracht Frankfurt Quotes
Non-FictionAll of them are coming from my third Tumblr account, so I had to put them on my third Wattpad account. 10 per chapter. Warnings : -A lot of jokes about Hütter. -Some of our former players can still be present here (like Ante or Alex). -I still hav...