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Fredi : Hey.

Niko : What do you want?

Fredi : I can't sleep.

Niko : I can.

Niko : Goodnight.

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Young Hinti : I want to be a bartender.

Young Hinti : Men named Bart look out.

Hinti, ten years later : The fact that I'm the only one who laughed at this is a crime.

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Adi : I'd like to introduce our new team member Ajdin and to thank Ajdin for his generous gift of 2 euros which he handed me outside this morning. Not necessary, but greatly appreciated.

Marijan, whispering : Why'd you give him 2 euros?

Ajdin, whispering back : I thought he was homeless.

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Jan : Are you drunk?

Lukas : Only my love for you.

Lukas : And gin.

Lukas : And vodka.

Lukas : And bourbon.

Lukas : And -

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Marco : Hey, you want some leftovers?

Alex : What's that?

Marco : You've never had leftovers?

Alex : No, because I'm not a quitter.

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Ajdin, drinking coffee : I love you so much.

Dejan : I love you too.

Dejan : Wait, you're talking to the coffee, aren't you?

Ajdin :

Ajdin : I can love two things.

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Steven : Is it a crime to throw sodium chloride in your enemy's eyes?

Ilse : Yes, that's assault.

Steven : Yeah, I know it's a salt but it's a crime?

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Adi : Any questions?

Seppl : Yeah, I have a lot of questions.

Seppl : Number one ; How dare you?

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Tuta : Do you mind if I say something off topic?

Aymen : I've never been on topic in my life, please continue.

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Freddy : Do you guys realize we never stop tasting our own tongues?

Felix : How about I taste yours for a change?

Freddy : That was smooth as fuck.

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