Gonça, to Timmy : What part of ''Hiiiii'' don't you get? I am in love with you.
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Tuta : Hi David, can I borrow 5000€?
David : Why the hell do you need 5000€?
Tuta : For an escape room?
David : What kind of escape room costs 5000€?
Tuta :
Tuta : Jail.
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Mijat : Dejan, not that I don't appreciate your efforts, but where exactly did this money come from?
Dejan : I did a thing.
Mijat : A thing?
Dejan : The best is not to talk about the thing.
Filip : We'll talk about the thing later.
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Steven : Right now, I don't know if I want to kiss you or shove you off a bridge.
Ilse : Can I pick?
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Ragnar and Evan (singing) : There's been some confusion, for you see my teammate is...
Evan : Usually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe.
Ragnar :
Ragnar : French.
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Tuta : This is the worst day ever.
Aymen : Is it because you hit Oliver with the golf cart?
Tuta : No, because it's a little humid. YES IT IS BECAUSE I HIT OLIVER WITH THE GOLF CART!
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Steven : Fuck me.
Christopher : No fuck me.
Steven :
Christopher :
Steven : That can be arranged.
Christopher : Oh-
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Timmy : What is that?
Gonça : Chocolate pudding.
Timmy : Who eats pudding at ten in the morning?
Gonça : People who like pudding.
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Steven : We have to be at the meeting by 8!
Ilse : Yeah, which is why I set my alarm clock for 7:55!
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Person : The monster will transform into your darkest fears. What are you afraid of?
Daichi : Wanna say our greatest fears? On three. One, two...
Daichi : Being alone forever.
Makoto : Being stuck with you forever.
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Non-FictionAll of them are coming from my third Tumblr account, so I had to put them on my third Wattpad account. 10 per chapter. Warnings : -A lot of jokes about Hütter. -Some of our former players can still be present here (like Ante or Alex). -I still hav...
