Seppl : I don't even have the time to tell you how wrong you guys are.
Seppl :
Seppl : Actually, it's going to bug me if I don't.
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Timmy : Have I ever told you that you cook well?
Gonça : Aww no you haven't!
Timmy : So why do you keep cooking?
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Haugie : *Kisses Jesper on the cheek*
Oliver : Hey, you'd better be keeping it PEGI-7 over there!
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Kristijan : Protip! Instead of having feelings, try being dead inside. Everything is still horrible but you will not care at all.
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Seppl : Just saying... There are literally NO rules saying New Year's resolutions can't be for evil.
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Timmy : For the last time. The first amendment protects you from the government, not the Timmy.
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Aymen : Can I see you at 8?
Tuta, slipping on a camojacket : You can try.
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Gonça : Once someone asked me what I thought had turned me bi.
Timmy : I hope you told them you were bitten by a bispider.
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Rafa, pouting : I woke up at 1pm. I can't believe I wasted so much of the day!
Kristijan, laughing and kissing his cheek : Clearly you needed to rest. Well, at least you're up now!
Rafa, shaking his head : No, that's the problem. I could have slept so much more.
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Jesper : Bye Jens! Bye Aymen! Bye Tuta! Bye Diant! Bye Jens!
Hinti : You said ''Bye Jens'' twice.
Jesper : I like Jens.
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Niko : Things can change, but eldest son syndrome is forever.
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Rafa : If anything goes wrong, fake a heart attack.
Jesper : What are we thinking? The classic angina? Or something sexier, like a myocardial infarction?
Rafa : Just drop on the ground and wiggle.
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Evan : How did this happen?
Almamy, stuck in a trash can : How does anything happen? Move past it.
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Non-FictionAll of them are coming from my third Tumblr account, so I had to put them on my third Wattpad account. 10 per chapter. Warnings : -A lot of jokes about Hütter. -Some of our former players can still be present here (like Ante or Alex). -I still hav...
