Almamy : Your rap name is ''Young'' + the last thing that made you happy.
Filip : Young nothing.
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Ragnar : Thanks for getting us donuts!
Danny : Bold of you to assume I was going to share.
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*In a group chat*
Ilse : A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer.
Ilse : The bartender says ''Sorry we don't serve food here''
[Ilse has been removed from the chat]
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Aymen : I can't go. Stress is bad for the baby.
Tuta : What baby?
Aymen : Me.
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Seppl : That would go against my moral compass.
Bas : Your moral compass is a fucking roulette wheel Rode.
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Timmy : Wait, did you just flirt with me?
Gonça : Have been for the past two years but thanks for noticing.
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Dejan : Some people give off a vibe right away. They're like, ''don't fuck with me''.
Dejan : My vibe is more, ''Hey you could pour hot soup in my lap and I'd probably apologize to you''
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Filip : Did you tell anyone that we're dating?
André : Yes, Filip, I have no self control and told everyone that we're dating.
Filip : Okay, no need for sarcasm.
André : No, seriously. I have no self control and told the whole team we're dating.
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Steven : I have to ask you a favor. It's about my clothes.
Ilse : Burn them!
Djibi : Burn them all!!!
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Felix : I think I'm in love with you.
Freddy : You mean as friends?
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Kurgu OlmayanAll of them are coming from my third Tumblr account, so I had to put them on my third Wattpad account. 10 per chapter. Warnings : -A lot of jokes about Hütter. -Some of our former players can still be present here (like Ante or Alex). -I still hav...
