Incorrect Eintracht Frankfurt Quotes

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(100!! enjoy that sexy idiot and his rainbow armband)

David : You're really violent.

Martin : Yeah, but I'm short so it's adorable.

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Dejan : Why is everyone so obsessed with top or bottom?

Filip :

Marijan : I'm gonna tell him!

Filip : Don't you dare!

Marijan : Someone has to tell him!

Filip : Nobody is gonna tell him!

Dejan : *Still confused*

André, shooting from far away : It's about sex!

Filip, angry : André!

André : *runs away*

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Adi : Don't worry! We saved our best idea for last!

Makoto : If it's our best idea, why did we leave it for last?

Adi :

Christian : Because we didn't know it was our best idea until all of our other ideas turned out to be terrible.

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Almamy : Idk is the most mysterious acronym.

Evan : Literally everyone knows what it means.

Almamy : Then what does it mean?

Evan : I don't know.

Almamy : See? No one does.

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Carlos : When it comes to alcohol, women, and meat, the more the better.

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David : Cereal before milk.

Lucas : Milk before cereal.

Timmy : Dry cereal.

Gonça : Bowl before milk.

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Daichi : Birth certificates are just receipts for human beings.

Amin : How and where can I return myself?

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Christopher : Let's do this quickly.

Steven : Oh Chris, I'm not some faucet you can just turn on and off. You gotta romance me.

Christopher : *Undoes the top button on his shirt*

Steven : Faucet's on. Let's go.

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Luka : You're so sweet, cute and precious.

Ajdin : I AM NOT SWEET. I AM DARK AND MYSTERIOUS AND DANGEROUS AND VERY PISSED OFF.

Luka, cooing : How cute.

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Lukas : *playing in the snow*

Heinz, opening the window and yelling : Hey dipshit, you're gonna get sick, get back inside!

Lukas :???

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Steven : Which day of the week is the most melancholic?

Seppl : Steven-

Steven : Sadder Day.

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Tuta : I hate my last name.

Aymen : Why?

Tuta : Because it's not your last name.

Aymen :

Tuta :

Aymen : Do you even have a last name-

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Paul : Does the universe usually like you this much, Niko?

Niko : First time.

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Jan : You're standing on this ice.

Kevin : I'm standing on the floor.

Jan : It's an expression.

Kevin : It's grass.

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André : *sighs*

Dom : You bored?

André : Yeah.

Dom : Wanna start drama for no reason?

André : Thought you'd never ask.

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Ilse : You drive like a lunatic!

Steven : Hey, I shoved three hours off the mapquest estimate. How about a thank you for that?

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André : Why is Filip so mean?

Gonça : I guess when you find something you're really good at, you just stick with it.

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Timmy : I know you're deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.

Gonça : It's not a joke.

Gonça : I'm a legit snack.

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Bas : I'm happy you're here with me. This is going to be good for the both of us and I look forward to putting the past behind us and becoming your friend.

Seppl : Oh my god you're so cute. You are so cute it's gross. You disgust me. I love you. Get out of here. I never want to see you again. I love you so much.

Bas : ...

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[Sees Niko and Hansi playing together and joking about being boyfriends]

Fredi : I guarantee you, twenty years from now, I'll be Niko's second husband.

Adi : What happened to Flick?

Fredi : Nothing you can prove.