Aymen, to Tuta : I was trying to figure out what to do on our first date so I looked up ''first date'' on the internet.
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Avoiding death is my speciality.
Eintracht Frankfurt during Europa League 18/19
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Jesper : A little birdie told me you were doing drugs.
Jens Petter : I think you're the one doing drugs, since apparently you talk to birds now.
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Hinti : I mean, I like David as much as the next guy.
Hinti : Clearly I have feelings for him, but feelings don't mean love!
Hinti : Do I have loving feelings for David? Yeah.
Hinti : But that doesn't mean that - That I'm in love with - Oh
Hinti : Ilse! Why didn't you tell me?!
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Gonça : If Timmy and I were both drowning, who would you save?
David : I don't know, both of you?
Gonça : No, if you could only save one of us.
David : Well, I would probably save Timmy because he can't swim that well and I happen to know you're an excellent swimmer.
Gonça : Suppose I was holding an anchor? Who would you save then?
David : Well, why don't you let go of the anchor?
Gonça : It's a family heirloom.
David : I'm leaving.
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Makoto : You know, you should think about settling down, find a nice man, get married, share your life with someone...
Rafael : When you say ''share my life'', I hear ''share my tequila''. And I think... No.
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Danny : Ugh, you're so childish.
Dom : Yeah, don't forget reckless, vulgar, loud-mouthed. That's what makes me so awesome!
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I want to make out with him and chew his eyebrows off!
Tuta, about Aymen
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Danny : This is my boyfriend, Dom, and this is Dom's boyfriend, Erik.
Almamy : I'm sorry, what's the situation?
Danny : What do you mean?
Almamy : How does this work?
Danny : Dom is gay, for Erik, and for me, and Erik's really gay for Dom. And Erik hates me.
Dom : It's not that complicated.
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When there's no cop around, anything's legal!
Steven Zuber
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SachbücherAll of them are coming from my third Tumblr account, so I had to put them on my third Wattpad account. 10 per chapter. Warnings : -A lot of jokes about Hütter. -Some of our former players can still be present here (like Ante or Alex). -I still hav...
