Fredi : *flirts with Niko*
Niko : *flirts back*
Fredi, internally : I wasn't prepared for this outcome.
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David : Ouch Tuta, where on earth did you get that bruise?
Tuta : *thinking back to the day before, when he walked into a pole after Aymen blew a kiss at him*
Tuta :... I'm in a gang.
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Bas : I couldn't get any sleep because of my man energy. You know what I mean *wink*
Seppl : We played Scrabble Bas, you just didn't want to lose.
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Makoto : Nothing is free.
Aymen : Love is free!
Tuta : Friendship is free!
Ragnar : Air is free.
Daichi : Everything is free if you take it without asking.
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Oliver, disciplining the boys : Take a good look at the people in this club, boys, because they have lives and you don't! For one month, that means no movies, no desserts, no television, no music.
Oliver : Diant, for you, no reading for fun!
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Jesper : Don't worry. No one else is going to ask Ajdin out.
Dejan : Why not?
Jesper : Because Ajdin is terrifying.
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Kristijan : In your resume it says that you're creative.
Rafael : Yes.
Kristijan : So, what do you create?
Rafael : Problems.
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Ilse, on the phone with David : He's in the kitchen again.
Hinti, reading a recipe : ''Beat three eggs''
Hinti : In what? Hand to hand combat?
David : Get him out! I'm coming!
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Jesper : Why are we lying in the parking lot?
Haugie : You got too hyped and somehow managed to jumped out of the window, then felt unconscious.
Jesper : Okay... Then why are you here?
Haugie : I didn't want you to be alone.
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Hinti, after a night of drinking : What time is it? AM or PM?
Seppl : AM. Very, very AM.
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Non-FictionAll of them are coming from my third Tumblr account, so I had to put them on my third Wattpad account. 10 per chapter. Warnings : -A lot of jokes about Hütter. -Some of our former players can still be present here (like Ante or Alex). -I still hav...
