Dejan, in front of a mirror : Roses are red. Violets are blue.
Dejan, tearing up : Why did you leave me, Mijat? What did I do?
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Gonça, trying to be romantic : When you were a kid, what was your biggest fantasy?
Timmy : To have a father.
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Ajdin : Where's Filip?
André : Sharpening his teeth.
Dejan : Brushing.
André : Brushing his teeth, yes, sorry.
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Steven : What am I allergic to?
Djibi : Pine nuts. And the full spectrum of human emotion.
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Dejan : Not to be controversial, but the only valid music genre is Perry the Platypus theme song.
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Filip : Don't worry, I've got a few knives up my sleeve.
André : I think you mean tricks.
Filip, pulling knives out of his sleeves : I do not.
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Aymen : Good news! I've successfully replaced all my emotions with jokes!
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Hinti : When I found out shrimp cocktails had no alcohol, I really lost interest.
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Mijat : The path to inner peace begins with four words.
Filip : Not my fucking problem?
Mijat : NO
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Steven : Having ''feelings'' is really fucking with my reputation of being a heartless bitch.
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NonfiksiAll of them are coming from my third Tumblr account, so I had to put them on my third Wattpad account. 10 per chapter. Warnings : -A lot of jokes about Hütter. -Some of our former players can still be present here (like Ante or Alex). -I still hav...
