Ajdin : Are you sure about this?
Dom : When have I ever let you down?
Ajdin : All the time.
Dom : What?
Ajdin : You're very unreliable. It's one of the hallmarks of your personality.
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Dejan : How can you leave me this way, Marijan?
Marijan : I don't have a choice in this, Dejan.
Dejan, grabbing their dog : Did you even think about our child?
Marijan : He's a dog!
Dejan : He has your eyes!
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Gonça, playing the Kazoo :
Timmy : Do you take requests?
Gonça : Sure!
Timmy : Stop.
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Maybe ''get out of my house'' will be our ''always''
Kevin, to Jan
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Dom : Well, what's your ideal date?
Steven : Watching you get hit by a bus.
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Timmy : If you don't like it, you can yell at me later.
Gonça : Consider it a date.
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Adi : Niko isn't answering his phone.
Fredi : I'll call.
Bruno : Adi and I tried six times already, he's not going to just--
Niko, picking up his phone : Hey Fredi!
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Ajdin : He's crying, what do I do?
Filip : Comfort him.
Ajdin : How do I do that?
Filip : Well it's Dejan, start with hugs.
Ajdin : With what?
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Hinti : One egg or two?
Ilse : None! I hate the way you cook them! You always leave in the shells! I mean who does that?!
Hinti : I like mine crunchy.
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Timmy : I could never be a politician because everytime it would be my turn to talk in a debate it would start off with ''listen you fucking prick.''
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Non-FictionAll of them are coming from my third Tumblr account, so I had to put them on my third Wattpad account. 10 per chapter. Warnings : -A lot of jokes about Hütter. -Some of our former players can still be present here (like Ante or Alex). -I still hav...
