Danny : Do you promise?
Dom : Would I lie to you?
Danny : Hm, yes!
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I don't know if the therapist is supposed to say ''wow'' that many times during their first session with a client, but here we are.
Sam Lammers
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Oliver : Some of you have never made good decisions and it shows.
Gonça, whispering to Timmy : Is he talking about me?
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Daichi : What is tooth paste, if not bone soap?
Makoto : Existence is a prison and being your spiritual brother is maximum security.
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Ilse : Do blind people see their dreams?
Hinti : Do deaf people hear their thoughts?
Filip : Do you two ever shut the fuck up?
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Kristijan : It's nice to be wanted, you know?
Rafael : Not by the law!
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David : I can't believe you would do something this stupid!
Gonça : I think we can all believe that I can do something this stupid.
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Jesper : If cats knew what sin was they wouldn't even care.
Ragnar : I don't care either fuck trigonometry.
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Tuta : Can you overdose on vitamin d?
Diant : Technically, that's how Icarus died.
Aymen, tearing up : iCarly is dead?
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Sam, writing in his diary : Dear diary -
Sam : Today, a bitch really tried it.
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Non-FictionAll of them are coming from my third Tumblr account, so I had to put them on my third Wattpad account. 10 per chapter. Warnings : -A lot of jokes about Hütter. -Some of our former players can still be present here (like Ante or Alex). -I still hav...
