Therapist : And can you find the source of your problems?
Timmy : I'll either need a mirror or my dad.
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Ajdin : I'm easy going.
Ragnar : Okay. I once saw you use a ruler to measure another ruler.
Ajdin : It was off by half a centimeter. It never should've been in circulation.
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Kristijan : In this world it's milk or be milked.
Sam : It's really not...
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Aymen : Wait. There's an Amazon River?
Tuta : Uh, yeah?
Aymen : What's next? Lake PayPal?
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Hinti : You deserve a reward for dealing with me David.
David : You are my reward.
Ilse : You deserve a reward for dealing with me Steven.
Steven : Damn fucking right I do.
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Djibril : Why are you covered in blood?
Rafa : It's not mine.
Seppl : Is that supposed to make us feel better?
Rafa : Of course.
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Fredi : So Flick, would you take a bullet for Niko?
Flick : Yes of course!
Fredi, pulling out a gun : I'm glad to hear that.
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Seppl : We're gonna need code names.
Seppl : I'm Vanilla Ice.
Seppl to Timmy : You're Daddy Issues.
Seppl to Ajdin : You're Needs To Go To Therapy.
Seppl to Hinti : You're Too Pure For This World.
Seppl to Adi : YOU'RE A BASTARD
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Tuta : If a tiger attacked both Filip and Kristijan at the same time, who would you save?
Aymen : The tiger.
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*Playing Among Us*
Jesper : Why is Jens' name also red?
Haugie : *facepalms*
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Non-FictionAll of them are coming from my third Tumblr account, so I had to put them on my third Wattpad account. 10 per chapter. Warnings : -A lot of jokes about Hütter. -Some of our former players can still be present here (like Ante or Alex). -I still hav...
