Evan : Daichi, please don't pronounce ''hors d'œuvre'' as ''horse divorce'' again.
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Ilse : Did you just refer to that scalpel as a ''Dominik Opener?''
Steven : Why? Should I not have?
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Hinti : I've never thought about any decision, ever, in my life.
David : God, I wish that were me.
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Ajdin : I can't believe you just ate that.
Aymen : It said there were free samples!
Ajdin : IT WAS LIPSTICK!
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Gonça : You can't just keep hiding your pain by saying ''lmao''.
Lucas : Yes I can lmao.
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Haugie : Who the fuck-
Seppl : Language!
Haugie : Whom the fuck-
Seppl : No!
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Chris : Z is just a sideways N.
Sam : Can you please just go to sleep, it's 3am.
Chris : Zo.
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Jan : Have you asked Elias out yet?
Diant : Well, not technically, but in my head we have three kids and a farm.
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Dom : Danny is my bf.
Erik : Best friend or boyfriend?
Dom : Yes.
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Seppl : Alright, let's go over the plan one more time ; If something breaks?
Aymen : We try to fix it before Oli gets here.
Seppl : And if that doesn't work?
Djibi : We blame it on Dominik.
Dom : Honestly fuck you guys.
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Non-FictionAll of them are coming from my third Tumblr account, so I had to put them on my third Wattpad account. 10 per chapter. Warnings : -A lot of jokes about Hütter. -Some of our former players can still be present here (like Ante or Alex). -I still hav...
