Ajdin : I think I'm gonna do a live scream tonight.
Dejan : Isn't it called a live stre-
Ajdin : No.
Ajdin : *inhales*
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Diant : Would you date yourself?
Jan : No.
Jan : I deserve better.
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Niko : Why are you crying?
Wissam : Because I suck.
Niko : That's no reason to cry. One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because my team sucks, and that makes me sad.
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Steven : My therapist asked me to stop calling our weekly session ''sad boi hour'' which is, to say the least, very rude.
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Aymen : I hate it when people ask me if I think I'm funny. The answer is obviously yes.
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Bas : Hey -
Seppl : No.
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Niko : I knew you were going to break my heart but a part of me really hoped you wouldn't.
Robby : One of the players forgot to hug him after the game.
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Dejan : *rambling about something*
Dejan : Are you even listening to me?
Filip : Well, I hear you talking.
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Kevin : Thanks for agreeing to see me.
Jan : I didn't. You just walked in and started talking.
Kevin : I don't have time for a history lesson.
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People say nothing's impossible. But I do nothing everyday.
Jetro Willems
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Non-FictionAll of them are coming from my third Tumblr account, so I had to put them on my third Wattpad account. 10 per chapter. Warnings : -A lot of jokes about Hütter. -Some of our former players can still be present here (like Ante or Alex). -I still hav...
