Seppl : I'm just an asshole. With feelings.
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*Munich, 2019*
Adi : He's engaging the enemy!
Fredi : *gets down on one knee and proposes to Niko, who squeals in delight*
Bruno : We lost a good man today.
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Ajdin : I could get killed. Or even worse, Filip could give me a lecture on responsibilities again.
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*Playing Civilization on PS4*
Tuta : Fuck the government.
Aymen : I am the government.
Tuta, looking at him : My point remains.
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Aymen, to Bas : I organised your messages into three categories.
Aymen : ''From Seppl'', ''Death threats'' and ''Death threats from Seppl''
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Ajdin : I'm slowly learning who I am, and honestly I do not care about him.
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Steven : Okay no offense, but some of us *looks pointedly at self in mirror* need to fucking chill.
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Gonça : Excuse me, I am very proud of my stupid fucking body.
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Ilse : You've got to stop letting so many bats show up at the house.
Steven : Oh, so it's okay if YOUR family calls you up everyday, but when MY family calls, it's a problem.
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Aymen : Who's your favorite person in the world?
Hinti : I don't know, that's a hard question.
David, Ilse and Seppl, with zero hesitation : Hinti.
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