David : This is not the time for your shenanigans!
Gonça : IT WAS A SINGLE SHENANIGAN!
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Jesper : *Shyly brushes Haugie's hand*
Haugie : *grabs it* Fucking commit to it!
Jesper : *Visible panic*
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Hinti : Ilse, if you can hear me knock three times, if you can't knock twice!
*two knocks*
Hinti : Oh no! He's dead!
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Gonça : André, we know you like Filip!
André : Why do you think that?
Timmy : Whenever you're around him, your stomach tightens up!
André : That's because he scares me!
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Seppl : You've angered the mountain, Bas! Gosh, you suck!
Bas : I do not suck! You're the sucking one!
Kevin : You both suck!
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Mijat, after July 2020 : Due to personal reasons, I will be disappearing under mysterious circumstances.
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Police officer : You have the right to remain silent.
Hinti : I choose to waive that right.
Hinti : *screaming*
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Oliver : Hinti, you can be really destructive-
Hinti, gasping : I can?!
Oliver : No, I wasn't giving you permission-
Hinti : Too late, I already broke something.
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Tuta : Well at least we learned something.
Aymen : No, we didn't.
Tuta : Oh, that's right, we learned nothing.
Daichi : We wasted our time.
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Hinti : Hey, I have kind of a crazy idea.
David : Those are never comforting words coming from you.
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Non-FictionAll of them are coming from my third Tumblr account, so I had to put them on my third Wattpad account. 10 per chapter. Warnings : -A lot of jokes about Hütter. -Some of our former players can still be present here (like Ante or Alex). -I still hav...
