Hauge : Do you value your friends? You should.
Hauge : Jesper ;6€
Hauge : Daichi ;2€
Hauge : Rafael ; -7€
Hauge : Aymen ; 4€
Hauge : Hinti ; 5€
Daichi : Rude, but actually, all of my friends are priceless.
Hauge : Yeah, well mine are worth 10€ collectively.
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Sam : I switch from ''why am I alive'' to ''why is everyone else alive'' at the speed of light.
Kristijan :
Kristijan : Sam put the knife down.
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Oliver : Now, I know everyone is mad at Filip for ruining their week.
Filip : But?
Oliver : That was it. I was just demonstrating for everyone what a fact is.
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David : I have a bad feeling about this.
Hinti : What do you mean?
David : Don't you ever get that weird feeling that something is gonna go wrong?
Hinti : No?
David : That explains a lot, actually.
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Ajdin : I haven't spoken to Aymen in over a week. What he did was unforgivable.
Jesper : You don't even remember, do you?
Ajdin : He knows what he did.
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Jesper : Wow! Your legs look great in those jeans!
Hauge, smirking : You should see me without them.
Jesper :
Jesper : Why would you take off your legs?
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Ilse : Sarcasm won't get you anywhere!
Steven : Well, it got me to the sarcasm world championship.
Ilse : Wow, really?
Steven : No.
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Hinti : You just have to spread positive vibes to be nice! Here, watch.
Hinti : Hey, David, have a nice day!
David : Thank you Hinti!
Hinti : Now you try Makoto.
Makoto : Daichi, enjoy your next 24 hours.
Hinti : NO-
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Seppl : How do you keep an idiot waiting?
Ilse : I don't know, how?
Seppl : I'll tell you later.
Ilse : Okay.
*30 minutes later*
Ilse : Wait a damn second...
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Danny : Go back to bed, you're clearly sick.
Dom, barely able to see straight, swaying on his feet : Yeah, lovesick.
Danny :
Danny, sighing : Just go lay down.
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Non-FictionAll of them are coming from my third Tumblr account, so I had to put them on my third Wattpad account. 10 per chapter. Warnings : -A lot of jokes about Hütter. -Some of our former players can still be present here (like Ante or Alex). -I still hav...
