Haugie : Would you like your pizza cut into six or eight slices, Jesper?
Jesper : Oh just six, I don't think I could eat eight.
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Oliver : I would just like to publicly announce that I have no idea what I am doing.
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Aymen : Stop making jokes. Comedy peaked with Phineas and Ferb.
Tuta : Stop making songs. Music also peaked with Phineas and Ferb.
Ragnar : Stop making things. Inventions also peaked with Phineas and Ferb.
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Ajdin : I have a plan.
Haugie : I have the hospital on speed dial.
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Haugie : Sorry I didn't catch your name.
Jesper : I didn't throw it.
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Tuta : Aesthetic ; Cute as hecc but will break your necc
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Ragnar, waking up : What the FUCK
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Kevin : Why are you avoiding Seppl?
Bas : I'm playing hard to get.
Kevin : Why? You're already hard to want.
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Rafael, biting someone like a raccoon : Due to personal reasons, I'll be going feral.
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Djibril : I hate the question ''What state do you live in?''
Djibril : Constant anxiety.
Hinti : Denial.
Kevin : Perfection.
Seppl : Hessen.
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SachbücherAll of them are coming from my third Tumblr account, so I had to put them on my third Wattpad account. 10 per chapter. Warnings : -A lot of jokes about Hütter. -Some of our former players can still be present here (like Ante or Alex). -I still hav...
