Timmy : There is no way I'm letting you do this stupid thing.
Gonça : :(
Timmy :... Without me.
Gonça : :D
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David : I'm guy.
David : Goy.
David : Gey.
Adi : It's okay, take your time.
David, pointing at Hinti : BOYS
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[In 2006]
Marco : Did Alex just tell me he loved me for the first time?
Jan : Yeah, he did.
Marco :... And did I do finger guns back?
Jan : Yeah, you did.
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Ilse : I asked Steven what his new year's resolution was.
Ilse : He said ''Fuck you''
Makoto : So?
Ilse : So I'm pretty excited for 2021.
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Ante : My body screams ''vegetables'' but my heart screams ''ice cream''.
Niko : What does your mind say?
Ante : It just screams.
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Markus : What are you two fighting about?
Jan : He keeps using phrases wrong!
Kevin : Oh cry me a table, Jan !
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Sabitzer : You can never lose an argument if you say ''shut up nerd'' at the end.
Hinti : Yes you can.
Sabitzer : Shut up nerd.
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Alex : *Playing with Marco's hair*
Marco : Stop it, Alex. You're ruining my reputation.
Alex : Then get off my lap.
Marco : No.
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David : I don't understand women.
Gonça : Nor do I. But they understand us. Well, maybe not you.
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Ante : I feel like I want to murder someone.
Ante : And also, I want soft pretzels.
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Non-FictionAll of them are coming from my third Tumblr account, so I had to put them on my third Wattpad account. 10 per chapter. Warnings : -A lot of jokes about Hütter. -Some of our former players can still be present here (like Ante or Alex). -I still hav...
