Lucas, slamming his hand on the counter : I need a drink.
David : He wants apple juice with no sugar added.
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Jan : Why are you doing this?
Kevin : Because I'm bored, it's fun, and it gets your attention.
Kevin : There you go. The Holy Trinity of 'Why'.
Jan :
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Dom : Danny could end my life anytime and I'd thank him.
Steven : We'd thank him too.
Dom :
Danny :
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Aymen : It's a pleasure to meet you.
Tuta : Damn straight, I'm delightful!
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Niko : It's becoming increasingly obvious.
Niko : I can't deny it any longer.
Niko :
Niko : I am small.
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David, to Gonça : Dude, don't pretend you're not the kind of guy who keeps a list of all the people he's slept with.
Gonça : I have one. It's called my marriage license.
(Timmy and Gonça high-five)
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Erik : That's one of my biggest fears. If I ever like, woke up as a donut...
Timmy : You would eat yourself.
Erik : I wouldn't even question it!
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Gonça : I'm so proud of you, André.
André : Thanks, I'm proud of me too.
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Robby : So, what's for dinner?
Niko, staring at the food he just burnt : Regret.
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Bas : I got grounded for a whole month just because I came home late.
Seppl : Well, you deserved it.
Seppl : I mean, getting everybody's hopes up like that and then showing up again.
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Non-FictionAll of them are coming from my third Tumblr account, so I had to put them on my third Wattpad account. 10 per chapter. Warnings : -A lot of jokes about Hütter. -Some of our former players can still be present here (like Ante or Alex). -I still hav...
