David : What's the problem?
Steven : He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me.
Ilse : I don't do it on porpoise.
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Dom : The universe makes me struggle because I'm an idiot.
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Ilse : I'm sorry to tell you this, but you do have a heart and the capacity to feel!
Steven : You take that back!
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Martin : Hi! I'm Martin and you are?
David : Questioning my sexuality.
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Bas : Aren't you a little too young to drink coffee?
Tuta : Aren't you a little too old to be alive?
Bas :
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André : You're one thing close to perfection.
Filip : And what do I need?
André : Me.
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Steven : What's your favorite fruit?
Ilse : Bananas, because they don't have any bones.
Steven :
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Erik : Dom, no ! This is really a bad idea!
Dom : Stick around, I'm full of bad ideas.
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Amin : Has anyone seen David?
David, laying on the floor : Present.
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Rodrigo, rubbing his arm : Why are you so violent?
Marijan : I'm short and cute, so people don't expect my heart to be full of rage.
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SachbücherAll of them are coming from my third Tumblr account, so I had to put them on my third Wattpad account. 10 per chapter. Warnings : -A lot of jokes about Hütter. -Some of our former players can still be present here (like Ante or Alex). -I still hav...
