Hinti : I'm thinking a spring wedding or maybe autumn. I don't want it to be too cold though.
David : Hinti, we aren't even engaged.
Hinti : SO THAT'S WHAT I FORGOT TO DO LAST NIGHT.
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Tuta : I have conquered my fear of ghosts.
Aymen : That's the spirit.
Tuta : Oh fuck where?
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Djibril : Why does everyone always assume Seppl is the one who has a plan? Maybe someone else has a plan?
Seppl : Please, go ahead.
Djibril : Oh no, that was hypothetical. I got nothing.
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Seppl : 99,9% of people here are stupid.
Seppl : I'm the 1%.
Bas : Don't you mean 0.1%?
Seppl :
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David : Honestly, when I'm walking down the street no one's ever like ''Hey, look it's David Abraham!''
David : I think they're just like, ''Whoaw ! That tall child looks tired! Get some rest, tall child! You can't keep burning the candle at both ends!''
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Erik : I have a medical condition alright! It's called caring too much and it's incurable!
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Timmy : Hey, wanna hear something dirty?
Gonça : Always.
Timmy : The kitchen?
Gonça : What?
Timmy : You didn't do the dishes last night.
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André : I have a black belt.
Filip : In judo?
André : From Gucci.
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Steven : I like your new shirt!
Ilse : Thanks, it was 50% off!
Steven : I'd like it better if it was 100% off *winks*
Ilse : The store can't just give away clothes for free.
Steven : That's not--
Ilse : That's a terrible way to run a business Steven!
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Aymen : Are we friends again?
Tuta : No.
Aymen :
Tuta : We're brothers.
Aymen : That was terrifying, don't pause like that!
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Non-FictionAll of them are coming from my third Tumblr account, so I had to put them on my third Wattpad account. 10 per chapter. Warnings : -A lot of jokes about Hütter. -Some of our former players can still be present here (like Ante or Alex). -I still hav...
