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[After the 2018/2019 season]

Kevin : We sure had quite a year.

Timmy : What are you talking about? It's May.

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David : Is that my shirt?

Martin, wearing a shirt that goes to his knees :... No.

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Bas : I heard you like bad boys.

Seppl : Yeah.

Bas : Well I'm bad at everything.

Bas : *proceeds to fall down the stairs*

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Kevin : Jan has a good heart.

Felix : Yes, I've noticed you staring at his ''good heart''

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Tuta, to David : Thanks, Dad.

Tuta : Why is everyone staring at me?

Martin : You just called David ''dad''. You said ''thanks Dad.''

Tuta : What? No, I didn't. I said ''Thanks, man''.

David : Do you see me as a father figure, Tuta?

Tuta : No, if anything, I see you as a bother figure because you're always bothering me.

Gonça : Hey! Don't talk to your father that way!

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When I die, I want my teammates to lower me into my grave, so they can let me down one last time.

Kevin Trapp

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Erik : Okay, so tell me, when exactly will I be allowed to hang out with Dom?

Danny : When I'm dead. Plus three days. Just to make sure I'm dead.

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Seb : Looks like it's going to be another hot day.

Luka : Yes, good practice for Hell.

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[In London for the game against Arsenal]

Dejan : Oowee! I can't believe we're at Hogwarts!

Filip : No, that's Buckingham Palace. Hogwarts is fictional. Do you know that? It's important to me that you know that.

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David : Here's what I know about women : They confuse and terrify me.

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