Hinti : I think you're still suffering the effects of your party last night.
Sabitzer : All I drank was RedBull!
Ilse : How many?
Sabitzer : Eighteen.
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Dejan : Uh... In case... Like... If I tell you I love you, would you say it back?
Marijan : Yes.
Dejan : Okay, I love you, Mar.
Marijan : It back.
Dejan :
Dejan : Why do I even try -
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Niko : Can you do me a small favor?
Ante : I'd literally die for you, but go on.
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Almamy : I find it very unseemly of David to start dating again. Isn't the customy period of mourning 10 years?
Evan : Die. Let's find out.
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Filip : You know what your problem is? You're really hot so no one ever told you to shut your stupid mouth.
André : You think I'm hot?
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Danny : Steven, keep an eye on Dom today. He's going to say something stupid to the wrong person and get himself punched.
Steven : Sure, I'd love to see Dom get punched!
Danny : Try again.
Steven : I will stop Dom from getting punched.
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Daichi : These two bikers are like an old married couple.
David : We ARE an old married couple.
Hinti : Who are you calling old?
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André : Do I need to be liked? Absolutely not. I like to be liked. I enjoy being liked. I have to be liked, but it's not like this compulsive need to be liked, like my need to be praised.
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Steven : When we're on the pitch, I can't be your boyfriend.
Ilse : Okay, fine. So, when we're on the pitch, I can have sex with someone else?
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Niko : You should get some sleep. You look like crap.
Fredi, jokingly : I look better than you.
Niko : Not possible.
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Non-FictionAll of them are coming from my third Tumblr account, so I had to put them on my third Wattpad account. 10 per chapter. Warnings : -A lot of jokes about Hütter. -Some of our former players can still be present here (like Ante or Alex). -I still hav...
