Ilse, to Adi : You're muttering under your breath... Years of experience have thought me that when you do that, it's usually about me.
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Hauge : It's like we finish each other's-
Jesper : Sandwiches?
Hauge :
Jesper, with puppy eyes : Please?
Hauge : Okay, sure...
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Igor : I hate how you're just born out of nowhere and you're forced to go to school and get an education so you can get a job like what if I wanted to be a duck.
Everyone : *stares at him*
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Aymen, drunk and texting Tuta : Tuta! I'm being kidnapped, I don't know where I am or where they are taking me, please find me!
Tuta, checking his phone and turning around in the driver's seat : It's me you idiot. I'm taking you home.
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Gonça : *puts salt in coffee as a joke for Timmy*
Timmy : *Sips coffee*
Gonça :
Timmy : *finishes coffee*
Gonça :... Didn't the coffee taste weird?
Timmy : Yeah, but I didn't want to hurt your feelings so I drank it all.
Gonça, sobbing : I love you.
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Niko : You know, I really hate your last name.
Fredi : Well that's truly unfortunate because in a few years it'll be your last name.
Niko : What?
Fredi : What?
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So I got kicked off the team for good because I am apparently ''liability'' and ''reckless'' and ''Dominik''. That's just my name, but you should hear their tone.
Dominik Kohr
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Hauge : In elementary school we had a creative writing assignment where we had to ''write about a character in a new, strange situation'' and I wrote about a squid that was somehow teleported from the ocean to the forest, slowly and slowly choked to death for two pages and I'll never quite forget my teacher's face because it turns out she wanted ''This new school is scary, I hope I make friends!'' and not a graphic description of a squid dying.
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Igor : With imagination, I can be anything I want!
Igor : A pirate! Argh !
Igor : A superhero! Hup!
Ali : A Football player!
Fabio : Akman, you're already a football player.
Ali : See, Igor ? It works! You try!
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Kristijan : Okay, so lets' start talking about the emotions you're feeling right now.
Rafael : Stabbing.
Kristijan : Stabbing... Isn't really an emotion. It's more of an activity... See, an emotion is more of a feeling.
Rafael :... Well, maybe I feel stabby.
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Non-FictionAll of them are coming from my third Tumblr account, so I had to put them on my third Wattpad account. 10 per chapter. Warnings : -A lot of jokes about Hütter. -Some of our former players can still be present here (like Ante or Alex). -I still hav...
