Filip : You know what they say : a little childhood trauma builds character.
Filip : *finger guns*
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André : I can't believe you guys are at this lame party.
Seppl : You're here too.
André : Am I?
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Jesper : Why can't dinosaurs clap?
Haugie : Because their hands are too sh-
Ajdin : Because they're all dead.
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Djibril : Where are you from?
Evan : France.
Djibril : Which part?
Evan : My whole body?!
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Danny, while watching the news : Some idiot tried to fight a squid at the aquarium.
Dom, covered in ink : Well maybe the squid was being a dick.
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Seppl : Fuck capitalism. It's a rigged system that keeps us poor and it isn't fair. You shouldn't need to word three jobs to afford basic needs.
Seppl, playing Monopoly : Sorry, if you wanted to win, you should have tried not being poor.
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Gonça : Which way did they go?
Lucas : Well based on the direction of the wind, the broken sticks in the corner and the slight disturbance in the dirt, I'd guess they went left.
Gonça : You could really figure it out from that?
Lucas : No you idiot. They sent me a text. See.
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Makoto : Did you call your brother dumb tonight?
Marc : No.
Marc : I said ''Are you dumb?''
Marc : I was asking him.
Makoto : Do you think that was appropriate?
Marc : Very much so.
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Ilse : You watch your mouth before I show you the back of my hand.
Steven :
Ilse : *reveals the back of his hand where ''Please be nice to me'' is written*
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André : Somebody's trying to kill me, and I need protection, so I went for my best friend.
Filip : I'm not your best friend. I'm your worst enemy. Get that through your head.
André : It's this kind of bickering that makes us such an adorable couple.
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Non-FictionAll of them are coming from my third Tumblr account, so I had to put them on my third Wattpad account. 10 per chapter. Warnings : -A lot of jokes about Hütter. -Some of our former players can still be present here (like Ante or Alex). -I still hav...
