André, to Filip and David : If babies are so great, why can't they make grilled chease?!
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Ilse : How do you say ''Go fuck yourself'' in a polite way?
Steven : Go fuck yourself please.
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André : I'm one of you now. Prettier and better and different, but I'm one of you.
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André : Filip, you have to apologize to Bas.
Filip : Fine.
Bas, looking at Filip expectantly :
Filip : Unfuck you or whatever.
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Dejan : Imagine getting paid for being cute.
Marijan : You'd be rich.
Dejan : I-I... Uhm... *blushes*
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Dom : I'm a nice person but I'm about to start throwing rocks at people.
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Ilse : Steven and I are no longer friends.
Steven : That's literally the worst way to tell people that we are dating.
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David : My kink is when people actually care about my feelings and what I have to say.
Gonça : Too unrealistic, settle for bondage like the rest of us.
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Makoto : How are you still alive?
Jetro : Honesty, I'm just as clueless as you.
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I have no idea what I'm doing, but I know I'm doing it really, really well.
Martin Hinteregger, probably
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Non-FictionAll of them are coming from my third Tumblr account, so I had to put them on my third Wattpad account. 10 per chapter. Warnings : -A lot of jokes about Hütter. -Some of our former players can still be present here (like Ante or Alex). -I still hav...
