Seppl : Whose turn is it to give the pep talk?
Dom :... It's Ilse's.
Ilse : Right. Fuck shit up out there, but don't die.
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Dominik : Shit!
Filip : *Gasps*
Filip : *Covering Dejan's ears*
Filip : Watch your motherfucking language, there's a baby here.
Dejan : I can still hear you.
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Tuta : What would say is your life motto?
Ilse : Single and ready to mingle.
Hinti : Gay and ready to play.
David : Bi and ready to die.
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Adi : At my age, do you know how I'm statistically most likely to die?
Christian : At the hands of your players?
Adi : An accident.
Christian : That's how they are gonna make it look.
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Jürgen : How's the most handsome man in the world doing?
Niko, without looking up from the table : I don't know, how are you?
Jürgen, voice cracking : I'm fine.
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Almamy : I'm so useless.
Evan : Nah, you're not.
Evan : You can be used as a bad example.
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Adi : I have my own competent team.
Tuta : Mr Hütter! I tried to make pasta in the coffee pot and I broke everything!
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Makoto : Daich, what did I say about judging people?
Daichi, sadly : Only behind their backs.
Makoto : Exactly.
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Niko : Is something burning?
Jürgen, leaning seductively on the kitchen counter : Only my desire for you.
Niko : Jürgen, the toaster is on fire.
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Filip : I wish you'd just admit when you've made a mistake.
André : *calmly stirring his coffee* I prefer it with salt.
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Incorrect Eintracht Frankfurt Quotes
Non-FictionAll of them are coming from my third Tumblr account, so I had to put them on my third Wattpad account. 10 per chapter. Warnings : -A lot of jokes about Hütter. -Some of our former players can still be present here (like Ante or Alex). -I still hav...
