Almamy : I didn't come here to be insulted!
Evan : Oh? Where do you usually go?
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Simon : Remember me?
Jetro : Are you questioning my memory or your relevance?
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Markus : I am a complex person with complex emotions.
Markus : Like ''food'' and ''sleep''
Markus : And even the rarer third emotion ''Jan''.
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André : Who are you?
Gonça : I'm you but gayer.
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Evan : Are you trying to make the rest of us look stupid?
David : I'm not trying. It's just happening.
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Tuta : *finger guns* Hey, cool beans, how are you?
Aymen, whispering : He's so cool.
Erik : You have such low standards, Barkok.
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Steven : Nice hands, Ilse.
Ilse : Aww, thanks Steven.
Steven : I bet they'd look better wrapped around my di-
Hinti : WRAPPED AROUND THE BIBLE PRAISE THE LORD AMEN!!
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[During sex]
Niko : I want you to talk dirty to me.
Jürgen : I don't know what to say.
Niko : Maybe try being a little mean.
Jürgen : Okay.
Jürgen : My career is a lot more successful than yours.
Niko : Wait no-
Jürgen : I won the Champions League.
Niko : Stop.
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David : Short tops/Tall bottoms are the future.
Hinti : WHO ARE YOU CALLING SHORT?!
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Kevin : Moppes, I need your help, it's about Jan.
Moppes : What, did you sleep with him again?
Kevin : How does everybody know about this?
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Non-FictionAll of them are coming from my third Tumblr account, so I had to put them on my third Wattpad account. 10 per chapter. Warnings : -A lot of jokes about Hütter. -Some of our former players can still be present here (like Ante or Alex). -I still hav...
