Megatron's twin

69:Part 1: A Prejudiced Adventure.

Megatron eyed the disk full of venom. He probably thought it was a bad idea.

"Come on! You need to relax, lighten up!" I complained. He looked at me as if he didn't know the meaning of 'relax.'

"Besides, how much recharge did you get?" I asked. "You look like you'd jump in a volcano for a holiday." I crossed my arms.

"I don't have time for this scrap." Megatron hissed and got of the berth.

"But you have time read historic documents?" I asked and pointed to the datapad he had just put down. "That already happened, you're a bit late." I muttered under my venting.

"If I do this, will you behave?" He asked.

"Yes." No. Has he even heard of appeasement? I'm sure they would have taught it in Warlord school.

He gingerly took the small holoform disk and put it on the side of his helm, it was barley noticeable. "Now what?" He snapped.

"Now, we go through a ground bridge and have some fun." I grinned and led him over to a console. I kinda had to drag him.

"I don't see how this will be fun." Megatron sneered. "Such a grotty place." He spat.

"They have lots of food." I told him. "That's why they vary in size." I said in a matter-of-fact tone. "You gotta try the whisky." I told him as I entered coordinates to a city.

"How would we even-"

"Hide in a warehouse or something." I said and a bridge opened. I had actually googled for abandoned warehouses so we were to end up in one, and we did.

I transformed into my alt as Megatron watched me. "Ahem." I coughed, he rolled his optics and transformed. We turned on our holoforms and Megatron got to customizing. "You're over doing it." I told him.

He looked me dead in the eye and swung out a cane threateningly. I was terrified, I had no idea humans could look so scary! He even had a scull for a belt. (Picture above, from IDW.)

"Is this good?" He asked.

"Yup, perfect." I choked out.

We both walked out of the warehouse and onto a busy street.

"Discusting." My brother hissed. As we walked past some humans. "What is that?" He asked glancing into the side of the road.

"A gutter." I said.

"Very hygienic." Megatron sneered sarcastically and strutted past it.

We continued to walk, then walked through a park. "What is that?" Megatron said coldly and stared at a small human with a sneer.

"Human young." I told him and watched it climb up the ladder for the playground.

It fell and cried, it's mother rushed over.

"How did that hurt?" Megatron asked, rather insensitive.

I rolled my eyes. "Humans are more frail than us. But children often add a little extra for attention." I explained.

Megatron glanced at me and scoffed. "And you wonder why I call you a sparkling." He said and walked on, leaving me to trail him.

I glanced at my bag and had a look through it. I still had human money...

"You wanna try some of their food?" I asked him.

He looked at me as if I spoke another language.

"Human fuel?"

"Fine." Megatron grumbled and I dragged him off to a more populated part to the city.

We came across a mall, convenient eh?

I nodded over to the crowded mall.

Megatron looked over. "No." He tried to put his foot down. I glared at him and allowed me to pull him in.

He looked around as if someone was strangling him. "Now what?" He asked.

I glanced around for a bit, shops were all around us. "Spin around." I demanded.

"Why?" Megatron glared at me. At least his mood was getting better.

"Just do it." I said, reading the words of another shop. Megatron was about to comply. "And close your eyes." I demanded.

He huffed and did so.

"Stop when you want." I said.

"This is silly." He grumbled and stopped.

"And now we go where you're facing." I said.

We both looked where we were destined to go. A sex shop...

"Nope, nevermind." I said.

"Why not?" Megs asked.

"Nothing of interest there." I said and dragged him off.

This is one shady mall. Megatron huffed as we left the mall but stopped dead.

"Now what?" I turned to him.

"That looks like a decent car." He said and nodded to a silver Porsche. I waited for him to elaborate. He rolled his eyes, walked over to it and tried the door.

Surprising, it opened.

"Idiots." I heard him giggle. "Get in." He demanded and I got in the passenger seat.

"What are you doing?" I asked.

"Hot-wiring it." He said and pulled out come cables. Then the car sprung to life, the hum of it's engine breaking the silence.

"You know how to drive?" I asked.

"Never to late to learn." Megatron smirked as a human came out of the mall and ran at the car. The owner, I guess.

Megatron hit the gas, giggling. At least he found his calling, stealing cars and driving them really fast. We made it out to the high way and eventually the traffic died down.

"This is fun." He laughed.

I was still processing the fact that he ran over a kid! Hopefully Optimus wouldn't find out about that.

"Glad you like it." I said lowly, "But harming bystanders isn't a good idea." I paused and looked in the rear mirrors. "I'm surprised we don't have any cops on our tail." I added.

"Cops?"

"Yea, they pulled me and Optimus over once-"

He slammed down on the brakes. And I wasn't wearing a seatbelt so guess what...

I went flying through the windshield.

"What?!" Megatron shouted after I stopped rolling.

"I was joking." I lied quickly, if I had any liquids in me, they wouldn't be there much longer.

I got up and got back in the car.

"Sorry." Megatron muttered. Then glanced of to the side. "How fast can a tank go?" He asked.

"I think they have a decent speed, why?" I asked.

He nodded of in the direction of a military base...