Megatron's twin

149: Part 5: The Swap

"Um." I started, "Not much." I shrugged.

"Give me the orb." Megatron said and held his servo out expectantly.

"Fine, just don't shake it." I said and handed it off.

He started to examine it, "Hmmm."

"It's not a cat-anator." I said.

"Of course it's not!" Meg snarled.

"So..." I started.

"I'm fine, you can leave." He hissed. What a short fuse he has today.

"But-"

"Go frag yourself."

I snorted, "Not when I can frag Op-Quilly." I muttered.

Meg's helm snapped up, "What did you say?"

Ohhhhh, I could really piss him of this way. "Not when I can frag-" He swung a fist in my direction, I dodged. "Oh really, we've fragged on multiple occasions already-" And another fist, and another dodge. "Jealous?" I smirked.

"What?" Meg was furious.

"What's going on?" Then Optimus poked his helm around. His optics both worked now.

"Nothing, leave." Megatron said, rather calmly, turning his back to me.

"Ermm?" He started, my face looked kinda cute with a confused face.

Then I looked over at Meg, still having his back turned. Nice aft. Then an idea popped into my helm, and once that idea popped up, there was no going back.

I slapped his aft and fled.

"Ep!" Meg started.

"Heh." Optimus let out.

Driving as a truck on flat metal was not exactly the best experience I have had. I almost crashed into Jazz.

"Optimus?"

"Sorry! Primus bless!" I shrieked as Meg came thundering around the corner.

"I'll hold 'im off!" Jazz yelled.

And soon enough I had found myself in my berthroom, then almost jumped out of my plating when I saw Egg (In Ultra magnus' frame) sitting on my berth.

"Hey." He said.

"You're not drunk?" I asked.

"High tolerance in this frame I suppose." She said as she stroked Magnus. He looked so tired.

"Or he has his FIMC enabled." I said.

"His what?"

"Fuel Intake Moderation Chip- Prevents you from getting drunk." I explained.

"How do I-"

"Might be permanently engaged, I dunno." I shrugged and sat down. "I love this frame." I muttered.

"Me too!" She said and flapped her arms.

Magnus huffed wishfully.

"What are you doing here anyway?" I asked.

"Resting, been up to lots you know, you?" Egg asked.

"Hiding from Meg."

"What did you do?"

"Slap his aft." I said with a grin.

"Nice!"

"I think..." I started as I got up, "I'm gonna check if Jazz is okay." I started and peaked out of the Berthroom.

"Cool, I'll be here- with Magnus." She said as I left.

"Brr." Magnus said. I barely made it down one collider when-

"PRIME!" The voice of Jazz came, I turned to see him steamrolling to me.

"Jazzy?" I asked.

"You 'ave some explainin' to do." He thundered. "Oh this bloody accent." He seethed.

"I dunno, it's a nice accent." I told him.

"Forget the accent." He growled, he was rather out of character, then Megatron popped around the corner- he looked confused and even more confused once he spotted Jazz.

"Ohhhhh." I started.

"What happened?" Megatron asked, "There was a bright light- where'd my accent go?" He asked in shock.

"Give me the orb." Jazz hissed as he walked up to Megatron's frame.

"Orb?" Meg asked and looked down at his servo, "Oh, here." He said and handed it off. "Now why am I so tall?" He asked.

"We swapped frames you dolt." Jazz hissed- or rather Megatron hissed.

So Jazz and Megatron swapped frames.

"Oh, you're short now." I said to Meg- Jazz's frame was so much smaller. It's so funny when a short bot's mad at you.

"Well?" Megatron hissed.

"Well what?"

"How do you reverse it?" He hissed some more.

"How should I know?" I shrugged, "I didn't really want to reverse it, I like this frame." I added.

"Yo- What?" Megatron, "Who are you?" He hissed.

"Optimus?" Jazz suggested.

"Well, who breaks into your berthroom to steal your fuel?" I asked.

"Quilly?"

"Awe, you call me Quilly too?" I asked with a grin. The short bot slapped me.

"So you swapped frames with Optimus?" Jazz asked. "I really want my accent back." He added in a mutter.

"Oh, you'll get it back as soon as ya can, wait, Optimus is in your frame?" He asked.

"That's what I said." I said.

"Well, how do ya reverse this?" He asked as Jazz was having a look at Meg's cannon.

"Cool." Jazz muttered as Optimus dragged my frame in.

Megatron started glaring.

"Is something the matter Jazz?" Optimus asked as he shot a nervous glance at Megatron's frame.

"I'm tall." Jazz said, "And I lost my accent." He added.

"Shuddup about the accent." Megatron hissed as I took the orb out of his servos.

"HUh?" Optimus asked.

"They swapped frames." I explained, Optimus blinked before he took a swing of the sparky juice. "Megatron's short!" I added.

"Not for long- Give me the orb!" He demanded, not having noticed that I took it.

I held it up high, he couldn't reach. Teasing him was so damn fun.

"I 'ave work to do! Give me that!" Megatron hissed, not bothering to jump for it.

"You're gonna have to take it." I teased.

So he kicked me in the bearings and grabbed the orb when I leaned over in pain. Optimus winced.

"Now how does this thing work?" Meg asked.

"I dunno, it just starts glowing." I said as he shook it. "Wait. Shake it some more." I said and got behind Optimus, he looked so tired.

Meg shook it some more and it started glowing, "Oh thank Primus, goodbye fraggin' accent!" Meg said gleefully.

Then we were engulfed by a bright light once again.