Megatron's twin

128: Drunky drunks

I snatched the rock out of his servos.

"No!" He shrieked as I tossed him, "You made pebble sad!" He fell to the floor, leaving his aft exposed. So I took my chance and yanked the stick out. I'm proud to say it came out whole.

"OOW!" Optimus said and jumped, clutching his aft. "I'm free!"

"Oh god-" He pulled me down and engulfed me in a hug. "At least you're grateful." I grumbled and hugged him back.

"You're not drunk." Optimus noted.

"Nope." I said.

"Why not?" He asked.

"Safety first?" I suggested.

"What about responsibility?" He asked.

"What's that?" I joked.

"Great!" He said and climbed onto me, opening his spark chamber.

"Cute." I said.

"Can we spark merge?" He asked.

"Heh, you're drunk." I said, I totally would, but I'd be taking advantage of something he may not like.

"Noo." Optimus drawled as he closed his chassis and nuzzled into my side before his helm snapped up, "Wait! I liked that stick!" He complained and looked around like a frantic turbofox.

I yanked him back down, "I have a better stick." I smirked, guiding his optics down.

"Huh?" He asked before he closed his optics and pinched his derma. It looked ridiculous. He slapped me, "You're supposed to kiss me!" He argued.

I almost swallowed him, Knockout and Breakdown would have been ridiculed. "I love you." I said and rolled over.

"Really?" Optimus asked wide-eyed, "Me too!" He giggled as I finally gave into temptation and got myself a cube.

I had a little more than a cube.

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Meg! I drawled through the sparkbond, We're both drunk.

So? Megs asked.

Want to make sure we don't do anything regrettable? I asked as we pranced through the forest. We reached a cliff side.

I'm not keen on sparkling sitting. He grumbled.

Coolio, we're gonna jump of a cliff. I said and stepped to the edge, Optimus was already dangling his feet over the edge.

Within seconds I was pulled back from the edge by my brother, "What about the other guy?" I asked him with droopy optics.

"He's fine." Meg rolled his optics and cast a sneer at him.

Next thing I know, Oppy joyfully jumped in which Meg only barely caught him. "Megatronus!" He said cheerfully and wrapped his arms and legs around him, giving Meg a kiss.

He looked repulsed, and very temped to through him over the side, "Get off-"

"Hey! No one gets to kiss my brother without me doing it too!" I said and bounded over to him.

"I'm your brother-" Megs started in protest but I had already pinned him to the floor, I prepared to swallow him but somehow ended up kissing a rock. A nice rock.

"Oppy, look at this rock!" I said, he promptly detached himself from Meg and got down beside me.

"It's wet." He noted as Megatron dissolved in a fit of cringes.

"I kissed it." I said wisely, so he kissed it.

"I kissed the thing you kissed so that means we kissed each other!" Oppy said in joy.

"Since I kissed you-" Megatron gaged, "And you kissed Megatron, that means I kissed Megatron!" I said.

Meg gaged. Again.

"Nice rock." I muttered.

Oppy promptly picked it up and threw it over the cliff, "YEET!"

"NOOO!!" I screamed and dove after it but Meg held me back. "My rock!" I sobbed as lubricant sprung forth and my spark gave a burst of pain.

"We'll find a better one." Meg started as he looked at Op angrily.

"The rock!" He realized and also dove to the edge, Meg barely caught him.

"Fragging pits." Meg cursed.

"Language." We both said.

And within one rapid movement, Oppy slapped him. So Meg threw him to the floor.

"My action was justified!" Optimus complained from his place on the floor.

"How so?" Meg asked angrily.

"You killed our creation." He grumbled and crossed his arms aggressively.

Meanwhile, I was having a spark-failure.

"It's not like I did it on purpose!" Meg argued.

"Yes."

"No."

"Yes"

"No."

"YES!"

"Would it make you feel better if I did?" Megatron asked.

Optimus stared at him with a frown, until his bottom lip wobbled, "W-we were Fr-Friends!" He finally cried out.

"Until you put that matrix above me!" Meg argued back.

"I tried to take it out!" He argued back.

"Oh did you?" Megatron asked full of sarcasm.

Optimus opened his chassis and tugged strongly at it, "You're welcome to try." He sneered sassily.

This resulted in Meg dumping a ped on Oppy's chassis and tugging as hard as he could.

"You're old and weak." Op retorted.

"Fuck this." Meg gave up and flew off.

That's when Oppy noticed that I had regurgitated my whole tanks and almost my brain. "Yuck." He said and sat next to me.

Then we both fainted.

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I woke up cause Optimus was flicking my frame.

"Hey." He greeted.

"Argh." I groaned and sat up.

"There's a river further back where we can clean up." He said and helped me up.

"Vat wahs fewibil." I said and quickly realized my glossa wasn't working.

"Pardon?" Oppy asked as we walked.

"Gowsa knot wowking." I tried as clearly as possible but resorted to just pulling out my glossa and pointing.

Oppy flicked it. "Is it not working?" He asked as we reached the river.

"Wearly not." I said splatted into the deep end of the river.

"Hmm. How much do you remember?" He asked as he washed his faceplate.

I expanded my arms as far as I could.

"A lot?" He asked.

I nodded.

"Me too." He said, an expression sliding onto his faceplate which summarized all of it.

"Whanna go tow basse?" I asked, trying to speak as clearly as possible.

"Huh?"

I pointed at his insignia and then me, "Auwobock bass." I tried again.

"Autobot base?" He tried, I nodded.

"Let wait till our hangover moves on and till your glossa works." He suggested.

"So I chan kish you?" I suggested.

He shrugged.