"Now when the catalysts meet, they form hyper reactive crystals they then self expand due to heat and then the pressure both are generating-"
"We're done." Shockwave said.
"Thank Primus." Magnus mumbled as I released him from the wall.
"It's a nice wall." I noted.
Shut up. Egg groaned.
"Oh! Shock, what do we do for the chickens?" I asked, "They can't deal with gravity."
I can deal with gravity just fine, just not this gravity! Egg argued.
"Exercise." He said grimly.
NO! Egg shrieked and the chicks hastily joined her.
"Did you bring the Chickens?" Shockers asked having heard their frantic squawks.
No." I said sarcastically, "My sparks just make those noises."
"Your spark can't make those noises." Magnus said.
"Ever heard of sarcasm?" I asked.
"Of course, I had to teach Optimus." Magnus said.
"You did a rotten job at that." Shockwave and I said.
"He thought I was being serious when I sarcastically said, 'magic powers the omega lock'. He then proceeded to give me a lecture." Shockers said.
"Oh Primus, I've got to go right Magnus' wrong." I grumbled as we reached the top. Dreadwing was there, ready to help us unload the stuff. Oppy came too.
"What are you doing here?" I asked.
"Looking for a less toxic atmosphere, is all in order?" He asked.
"We will be able to utilize the Omega lock." Shockers said.
"Weren't we going to do that either way?" I asked as I handed the Chickens to Optimus, he looked at them in question.
"We needed to know the quantity of energon required." Shock said.
"What's wrong with them?" Oppy asked, looking down at the chickens.
"They aren't used to the gravity, I need you to drill them." I said.
This is the highest betrayal! Egg shrieked as the chicks played dead.
"Exercise?" Oppy asked.
"No, stick a drill in them." I said sarcastically.
"But that would hurt them-"
"Magnus really did do a great job at teaching you sarcasm." I grumbled.
"That was sarcasm?"
"No." I said.
The neurons were firing in his processor before he finally snapped his digits, "Oh! That was sarcasm."
I gave him a kiss as a reward.
"The bacteria transmitted by such an action-" Shock started.
He was interrupted by Dreadwing's gag.
"It's not that bad." Magnus said, what a hypocrite.
"It's just, he looks like Lord Megatron and I don't need to explain how wrong that would be." Dread argued.
Magnus gagged.
"Another place." Optimus muttered awkwardly and hastily put some distance between us as we heard Meg's ped steps.
It turned out it was only Soundwave, using a recording of Megs steps for dramatic effect. "Progress?" He asked. Oppy shuffled back to me.
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Megatron's twin
FanfictionQuillux is Megatron's twin, he is the complete opposite of him in every way. He was neutral in the war (mainly hiding) but now wishes to join the Decepticon cause. This may prove difficult as Megatron is unaware of his existence. Small scene: "May I...
