Megatron's twin

155: The Holy Chicken

"I hate you." I grumbled.

"No you don't."

"Yes-"

"No."

"Yes-"

"No-" He said again as I kicked some crates.

"Why is this sword glowing?" I asked.

"It's the Star Sabre."

I looked down at it. The legendry star sabre only Prime can weld? "I'm a Prime?"

"No." He said.

"Well, maybe I have the matrix of leadership-"

"No-"

"Well how would you know?" I sneered sassily.

He opened his chassis to show the mantle.

"You're a Prime?" I asked as I was drawn to the light like a cyber-moth to a flame.

"Yes."

"And we're courting?"

"Yes." He seemed to lighten up a bit.

I paused to think, "Ah! I must be in it for the shanix!" I clapped my servos to together and Mr Red prime frowned.

"I'm broke." He mumbled.

"Huh?! How?"

"Lost a bet, to your brother." He said foully.

I glared at him, "Argh, would've thought you were the responsible one." I scoffed, "How do I shut him up?" I asked.

"Who?"

"Mr angry, in my helm." I explained.

"Cut off the bond-"

"Did it!" I giggled, suck on that Mr Angry! Then there were some engine sounds. "Eh?" I asked as some weirdly shaped Alt modes drove in.

"You called?" The green one asked and transformed.

"Yes, it's time we head back, and he needs the medbay-"

"I do not!" I hissed as I drunk another cube, smashing it on the ground once I finished.

"What's wrong with him?" The yellow one asked.

"Nothing! What's wrong with you?" I shot back, Mr Yellow's door wings shot down as he backed off.

"Umm..." Mrs Blue started.

"He had a spark failure, can't remember much." Mr Red explained.

Megatron's like... moderately pissed. What did you do? The one called Egg asked.

"Who's Megatron?" I asked as I put the tip of the sword of the ground.

"Your brother." Mr Red said as the others raised a ridge. A green swirly thing opened, "On time, that's a surprise." Mr Red muttered.

But then someone else came through. He looked like me. Just ugly. Mr Red Hastily kicked the sword out of my servos. "Hey-"

"Can you three take the-" Mr Red started.

"Yup." Mrs Blue said and they were gone, leaving us with a "moderately pissed" Megatron.

"Well?" He barked as Mr Red fetched the sword from the ground.

I just got another cube from my chassis. "Well what?" I asked smoothly. I could really use some Uranium right now.

"He had a spark failure." Mr Red explained, "And doesn't remember much." He added.

Mr Angry thought on it, "I suppose that's a valid excuse for your stupidity." He sneered.

"Yup, what's yours?" I asked, he snarled. "Ohhhhh, so scary! I'm shivering." I mocked as I sat on a crate.

"I'm just going to leave." Mr Red Prime mumbled and went through the green swirly thing.

"So what do you remember?" Mr angry asked once he was gone.

"Stuff." I said vaguely and narrowed my optics. Then I just walked out the big door.

"Where are you going?" Mr Angry asked and followed.

"Away." I grumbled and looked around, kicking up some powdered metal stuff.

"Mmmm, no." Mr Angry decided and grabbed me by the arm.

"Frag off-" I yelped and kicked him in the chassis, he scowled and restrained me fully, "Let me go!" I shouted.

"Nope." He muttered and dragged me back to the green swirly thing, "Argh!" He yelped as I somehow manged to bite his servo. "Let go."

"Mou 'et 'o!" I argued back. But he just rolled his optics and walked through the green thing. I just decided to bite down harder. I got a scowl in response.

We arrived in a darkened room filed with purple mechs and one tall slender blue stick. "MMFF!" I complained, I was kidnapped! Again! "MMMMMM!"

"I can't understand you." Mr angry said in a teasing tone as I kicked at him.

I temporarily stopped biting him, "You glitch! Fragging spike breath-" He rammed his servo back in my intake.

"Much better." He mumbled as he dragged me down some hallways.

Time for plan B. I let my frame go limp. This guy who claims to be my brother might know I have medical conditions so...

He relaxed his hold on me.

I broke free and sprinted down the hallways! I'm slower than I remember. Now to put in effect my revenge plan- castrate all his friends-

A creepy purple cyclops came around the corner... Maybe not that friend.

"What are you-"

"Toodles!" I yelped and ran away, I eventually found a nice quiet hallway and sat down against a wall.

Untill I saw the most glorious creature to ever walk Cybertron. It was godly! It was majestic! It laid an Egg-

Whoo, that one's been plaguing me for some time. The voice in my spark started, the Chicken looked up at me, So what's wrong with you?

Oh my Primus, there's a chicken trying to hold a conversation with me.

I've been looking for you, and I beat gravity, as you can see. She added before waddling over.

I scrambled back agaisnt a wall. This was a chicken after all!

It blinked, How high are you? It asked.

"Ahhhh, good. How are you?" I asked.

The harbinger of doom narrowed it's optics and took another step towards me. I should probably swear eternal loyalty to it before it's to late.

Who is this really? She asked.

"Quillux?" I suggested, "At your service?"

Look, I know, he probably got his servos on the orb- so who did he swap frames with? She asked.

Then I spotted Mr Red at the corner of my optic, he was staring in question. I mouthed the word 'help'.

The Chicken rolled it's optics and followed my gaze. A chance to excape! I jumped up and ran for it.

However I was stopped by a wall of flame.