Megatron's twin

66:Interesting Experiences

We got to digging, each taking turn glancing over at Megatron. Optimus poked his faceplate to check too, myself watching protectively. Egg struggled to dig, she was really small and her little feet could only do so much.

Once the hole was big enough I dragged Megatron over, giggling while I was at it. "He took on some weight." I snorted, Optimus tried to hide his grin. I dumped him in the hole and we filled it in, Egg was a little more productive in this task.

Wait.

She could have melted the snow! She has been making us do so much work!

After we filled the grave in, I stomped on the snow atop of Megatron. "There, done." I exclaimed and stepped back in relief. I got out some high grade and drank a bit. "Hold up." I paused and looked at the snow around us.

What? Egg asked.

"Your ped prints are everywhere."

Easy fix. Egg said and puffed out fire slightly above all the prints. It melted the snow down enough for them to disappear.

Meanwhile, Optimus stood shock still. When Egg finished, he blinked, utterly confused.

"Nice one." I said and petted her.

"She can-she can breathe fire?" Optimus asked. "She set fire to the berth." Optimus muttered as he put the pieces together. He looked at Egg with a face of utter distrust.

Since when did he get so dramatic? Egg asked me, I shrugged. Suddenly, I felt some confusion from Megatron.

"Scrap!" I whisper shouted, "You guys got to go." I told 'em and Optimus called for a bridge while eyeing Egg.

They got out of here fast, waving goodbye as they left.

What happened? Megatron asked through the spark bond.

Another avalanche, I can't find you. I lied.

"Over here." He called out and I got to digging him out again. I also noticed that the painkillers were slowly fading. Although the pain wasn't as bad as before, it was still pain.

"I need to get back to the medbay." I told him once I finally cleared enough snow for him to get out.

"Why?" He said and brought a servo to the back of his helm.

"Why do you think?" I sneered and he looked at me with irritation.

"Where do you get those?" He asked, eyeing my cube. Oh! I forgot about that. I took a sip then shrugged. Then Megatron was nice enough to call for a bridge and he sent me through.

I ended up in the medbay, alarming Knockout. "My lord-" He started.

"I'm missing half my faceplate, how can you get us mixed up?" I asked him and got on the berth.

Knockout mumbled some words, which I did not catch, and got the painkillers ready. He made me put down the cube first though. "Okay..." He mumbled as he injected me, "Take in less fluids, it works better that way." Knockout told me.

I nodded, no way I was gonna listen to him, I headed out of the medbay and over to my berth room, I found a nice metal rod on the way. Today was way to stressful not to drink! Thankfully, I had a bunch of high grade stashed in my berth room so I could do this safe and secluded.

I put the rod on my berth and took some high grade.

~~A few drinks later~~

I definitely wasn't thinking straight, well, I was thinking but couldn't really comprehend my actions. I looked around and spotted the pole on the berth... I might as well try. I picked it up and stuck it up my aft. Is this how one 'masturbates'?

Well, what did that achieve? I have a stick up my aft now. I tried shoving it up further but I couldn't so I tried taking it out. Eh, I need to use force. I tugged and heard it snap, I looked at the pole and noticed not all came out...

Problem for later, I guess. I shrugged and took some more high grade then started a lopsided walk out of my berth, I could feel the stick in me.

Did I even do it right? I walked down the hallways and spotted Starscream.

"Star!" I called and stumbled over to him. His shoulders sagged as he turned.

"What?" He asked then watched me, "Are you intoxicated?" He asked after he noticed the cube in my servo.

"Maybe, but since you're lonely, you would know the answer to a question." I started.

He rolled his optics.

"How do you 'masturbate'?" I asked, he defiantly wasn't expecting that. "I wanna know if I did it right." I elaborated and he quickly left, maybe to warn Megatron.

I don't wanna deal with him. He had me run his errands! He can die alone for all I care! No! I don't mean that, he gives decent hugs.

But Optimus gives better hugs.

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~~Later (Night), With Alpha Trion~~

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Alpha Trion woke up from recharge when a moron stumbled into the base. It was Quillux, what a surprise.

"Hello." He greeted kindly.

"Heyyyyy, Alphy." He slurred, that's how Alpha Trion noticed he was tipsy.

"Had a little high grade?" He asked, Quillux nodded. "How much?"

"More than what Optimus can take." He stumbled, "That reminds me, you know when he stole high grade from you?" He said and almost fell over.

"Yes." Alphy said, he didn't know why Optimus would share this.

"How you grounded him afterward?" He continued.

"Among other things, yes." Alphy nodded.

"Well..." Quillux grinned, "He snuck out afterward and went with Megs and Soundwave to a nightclub." He said, well that came as a surprise.

"Oh dear." Alphy said, mainly to humour him, "What brings you here?" Alphy asked.

"Optimus needs a goodnight kiss." He slurred, "Where's his berthroom?" He asked.

"There's a large basement, just go down the stairs at the back, the berthrooms are labelled." He said and Quillux went on in.

He did not come back out.