Megatron's twin

93: Sex Ed

"Huh?" Wheeljack asked, "Why?" He added as Ratchet came out of the medbay.

"Egg'll be fine." He assured after he met my worried glance.

"You will not guess what happened today!" She bounced up and down.

"Decepticons ambush?" Jackie asked as he eyed me jokingly.

"Worse." Jack muttered.

"We had Sex Ed!" Miko exclaimed dramatically and fell to the floor.

"What's that?" Smoke asked.

"Sex education." Jack stated lowly as he slouched his way to the couch.

"Oh." I mumbled, "I had to explain that to the chicks Yesterday."

Raf stepped forward nervously to Ratchet, "Um..." He started, "Do Cybertronians have-"

"Reproductive organs?" Ratchet asked, highly aware that Raf didn't want to be to rude. He nodded curiosity. "Yes, different to humans I believe."

"How?" Miko asked.

"We have... Er..." Ratchet thought on it.

"Both." I helped him out.

The humans frowned, confused. Ratchet went on, "We have the equivalent to a human male and female's interface equipment."

"You have a dick and a-" Miko started.

"Spike and valve." I corrected.

They stood there flabbergasted for a bit. "Y-you all have both?" Jack croaked out and looked up at Arcee.

"We're all intersex but have preferred pronouns." She shrugged.

"Even you?" Miko looked up at Bulkhead.

"Yup."

"You?" She asked me.

"Yup."

"Megatron?" Wow, they have trouble comprehending this.

"If he hadn't released Egg, he would've lost it all." I joked, causing Bee and Smokescreen to snort.

"And reproduction?" Raf asked.

"Same, however the sparkling grows higher up, closer to the spark." Ratchet explained. "And carrying time is only five months." He added.

"Do you have intercourse just for reproduction or for... Ah... Pleasures?" Jack asked nervously.

"Of course." Jackie said as I snuck a wink to Optimus. He ducked away, enabling his mouth plate.

Magnus cringed.

"Aren't they cute?" Alpha Trion interrupted to get our attention.

The chicks were preforming gymnastics, each standing on another with their wings spread. They squawked proudly and eventually fell apart when a door slammed open. Fowler walked in and froze.

"What is he doing here?" He said, doing his very best not to yell.

"Came for a visit."

"After he almost revealed the location of the base and crashed one of our best planes?!?" He shouted. So they must've told him about Meg's and mine's holoforms.

Optimus awkwardly nodded.

"He could be a spy for all we know-"

At that moment, the chicks had enough, they sent a flaming tornado his way. Fowler stood shock still. Only to be blocked, just in time, by Optimus' servo. It was blistering red once the flames stopped.

I stared at it for a bit, willing it to cool down before I snapped. I grabbed his servo and dragged him with it to the chicks, whose smug smiles were fading.

"Look at this." I started as they tried not to look at the damage they caused, Optimus opened his intake but I went on. "LOOK AT IT!" I ordered and they slowly glanced at it. "He could have lost his servo due to your thoughtlessness!" I said, loosening my grip on his servo, having noticed Optimus was wincing.

"Do you want me to melt of one of your wings?" I asked as my spark gave a ping of pain.

They shook their helms.

"Do you think Optimus wants to loose a servo, or the human, his life?"

They shook their helms.

"Then show some consideration for others and treat them how you want to be treated." I finished lowly as they went and snuggled next to Alphys ped seeking comfort.

He merely looked down at them in disappointment.

"They can breathe fire?" Fowler said, flabbergasted.

"Looks like it." Bulkhead grumbled.

I followed Optimus and Ratchet to the medbay, more than satisfied that Alpha Trion had an optic on the chicks.

What happened? Egg asked.

The chicks huffed some fire at the human, Optimus put a servo in the way. I explained.

She looked up at his servo, her expression hardened as she got up and headed out of the medbay.

"Since when where you so strict?" Optimus asked me as he waited for Ratchet.

"After they melted my berthroom."

"They melted your berthroom?" Ratchet asked.

"That's what I just said." I pointed out, "Left a bunch of ped prints too, made it obvious to Megs."

"So your brother knows-"

"And Soundwave and Predaking." I shrugged, "Came back after our little... Patrol, and found them playing poker." I explained as Ratchet smothered Optimus' servo in coolant.

"Poker with Soundwave." Ratchet mumbled, "Lost fifty Shanix to him once, playing poker." He said as he got a rather large blowtorch.

"Don't you have a smaller one?" Optimus asked as he switched it on.

"Bulkhead stepped on it." He grumbled.

"I keep forgetting that you guys were friends." I muttered as a memory came to light. "Didn't you try to smuggle Op, Megs and Soundwave into a amusement park?" I asked remembering that datapad full of goodies.

Ratchet almost cut of one of Op's digits. "How-"

"Soundwave records things, you know." I shrugged.

Ratchet went rather blue in the faceplate but our attention was drawn away as squawks got louder.

"Egg is pissed."

"No shit." Ratchet grumbled.

"Language." Optimus warned.

"I'm gonna check on them." I said as I walked out. Egg was doing her best not to smother them in flames, smoke was coming out her beak.

I tapered her on the helm.

What? She snapped.

"Wanna go for a walk? Cool down?"

She thought on it, Ratchet gives good massages.

"I can ask him for you." I suggested as we walked away from the chicks, who had sought shelter behind Alpha's ped.

I can ask, he adapted his translator. Egg explained, already sounding less moody as she hopped in the medbay.

I was stopped by Magnus. "Fowler wants a word with you."

"Er, why?"

"You went on a 'road rage' in a tank."

"Oh, yea." I looked around and spotted him on some raised platform against the wall. "What's up?" I asked as I walked over.