Megatron's twin

178: Dignified?

He fell into recharge in under a minute. I'm not sure if that was because he was tired or if Egg suffocated him.

"Does this make me a paedophile?" I asked.

Did you fuck him while he was like this? Egg asked.

"No."

Then no, wanna get a drink? Egg asked.

"Oh yes!" I said and we left (locking the door behind us). That bugger won't be able to get out!

We didn't even manage to wonder for 3 minutes before walking into Bee and Arcee. "Sup?" I asked when they stopped.

Arcee nodded in acknowledgment.

"What are you guys doing?" I asked and Egg sat on my ped. Then a spotted a lone chicken in the corner.

Spies! Spies EVREYWHERE! I quickly told Egg and she got up, suddenly dignified. Pretend I didn't warn you. I added.

Yes sir.

"Looking for Airachnid." Arcee said.

"Earlier you said-"

"The amount of time we haven't seen her is suspicious." Bee explained. "And what was in that bag?" He asked.

"Argh," Arcee started, "I might be over reacting." She started, I wanted to agree but she would have gone off at me. "I'm going to recharge." She mumbled and walked off.

"What was-" Bee started.

"The same thing that's in Optimus berthroom now." I explained.

"Can I go look?" He asked.

"No- sure." I shrugged and he walked off, "Just don't let Megatron in." I called after and he gave me a thumbs up. Then I spotted Megatron trying to be sneaky, I watched him until he noticed me watching him.

"Yes?"

"What are you doing?" I asked, suddenly he pounced, not at me, into the corner. "Smooth."

"There was a chicken!"

"Yea, we know." I said, Egg rolled her optics.

Megatron scoffed and walked off, "How did it-" And out of sight.

That was so weird. Egg grumbled, And I'm hungrier now. She added.

"Do you think he's going to Optimus' berthroom?" I asked.

Of course he is! Egg said without hesitation, Besides, worst thing he's gonna do is tickle him! She argued.

We manged to make it to the mess hall without any further interruptions.

Predaking and Wheeljack where sitting in a corner. "I reckon you could." Wheeljack started as I sat Egg on a table and got a cube.

"No, shush!" Predaking shot back, clearly they wanted privacy. So I ignored them.

I need to scratch my aft, but I can't risk it. Egg started.

"I did not need to know that." I grumbled and looked down at her, she was looking at me expectantly. I opened my chassis for her, she jumped in and I closed it. "Lovely." I grumbled as I felt her wiggle, she really needed to scratch that itch.

Done! She said and I let her out. Hopefully that didn't look too suspicious. Oh, poor Egg, this was no way to live. I slid her cube over.

"Enjoy." I said and she started to sip on that cube more dignified and queenly than I could ever have imagined. I stared.

What?

"You looked dignified." I said.

"Yeaaaa." Predaking started from basically across the room, he looked shocked.

Oh shut it. Egg said and sipped a little less dignified.

"If you keep that up, I'll polish your plating." I added.

"I'll do it for you." Predaking said.

Oh my golly gosh, just lemme drink! She yelped, one sip in and Predaking had transformed and started licking her. Get him to stop! Egg shrieked, I just watched.

He was done in about three licks.

"You should try that with Ultra Magnus." Wheeljack smirked then jumped up and fled when Predaking jumped him. They were gone quicker than Egg's bath.

Somehow, she was rather dry. And polished.

"Madam." I gave her a polite nod.

This isn't a tea party! Egg shrieked, finished off her cube (still all fancy), sat down and sulked.

"Are you sulking?" I asked, not a very dignified thing to do.

I am brooding. Egg corrected as Soundwave walked in.

"No- one- here." He started and Egg peeked up.

O.m.g, my back hurts! Egg started, well her mood changed quick.

"C-c-c-chiiiickens?" Soundwave asked.

We both blinked at him, "Could you have made that sound any creepier?"

Fiiiine, take me to them. Egg grumbled and spread her wings for Soundwave to pick her up.

I was left alone so I decided to go back to little Optimus. I made it to the door and stopped short. A muffled, "Bleep-Bleep-Bleep-Bleep-Bleep-Bleep." could be heard, I opened the door and walked in.

Bumblebee was bouncing him, and for every bounce, he let out a 'bleep'. That was a fast nap, but at least he was enjoying himself.

"Congratulations!" Bee started, paused the bounces which left Optimus confused then started again.

"Bleep-"

"He's not mine." I started.

Bee's optics widened, "He had an affair?!" He stopped bouncing.

"No!" Optimus started quickly.

"Noooo." I said, "The thing's a couple vorns old, how did you-"

"I thought they just happened!" Bee started.

"Oh pla-lease." Optimus started sassily. "Carrying term is five months, and you could see it. One vorn is 83 years, how was I- I've already explained this to you!"

Bee blinked, it's not like you normally got the talk from a sparkling.

"Science happened." I explained, "And Optimus is little now."

Bee just stared.

"Bounce?" Optimus asked and Bee did as told.

"He's not very mature-"

"Are his memories gone?" Bee asked in panic and stared at Optimus' derpy expression.

"No, he's just immature-"

"I'm fun!" Optimus argued in protest then blew a raspberry at me.

"Very fun." I muttered. "Need to go to the washracks?" I asked, sparklings often forgot after all.

"Noo." Optimus said.

Bumblebee didn't seemed fazed with the lack of wash tanks, probably because he thought sparklings didn't need them anymore. "Wanna go explore?" Bee started.

"And expose myself to ridicule- no thank you." Optimus grumbled, "I wanna BOUNCE!" He sure was bouncing, almost flying at this point. "Higher!"

Now Bee decided to stop.

"Bleep?"

"It's tiring!" He protested.

"Gimme him." I started and hefted him up. "Hungry?"

"Energon goodies?" He started excitedly.

"The healthy version." I corrected. Optimus blinked and I knew what was coming, "Retreat!" I started and Bee fled hesitantly.

"SCRRRRREEEEEEEE!"