Megatron's twin

188: Drunken stumble.

Of course, once Meg had left, my true plan was revealed. I practically dove for the cupboard and threw the door open. Idiot, he hadn't even moved the nightmare fuel.

Of course I wasn't an complete idiot, I remembered what happened last time and simply poured some into a cube of high grade to thin it out.

I drank some and texted Optimus, :Meg has his own private washracks.:

:Shocker.: He replied back. Was he using sarcasm over text?

What did you really want? Meg asked through the spark bond.

"Private washracks." I said out loud before realising he can't hear that. Jee, that drink really does you in quick.

What do you mean? I asked.

Starscream- you lied. He grumbled, sure he was annoyed, just not pissed.

Yeeesss?

I don't know why I believe a word out of your intake. He added.

You're just gullible-

What do you want? He shot back.

Private Washracks.

You'll need to earn them. Megatron snorted as I spread myself over his berth, finishing of the cube.

Great! I'll go of my list of achievements! One; don't commit genocide- tick! Two; don't kill the planet- Tick!-

Ha ha, very funny. His emotions indicated that that was sarcasm. Then the door opened, "What did you really want?" He asked as he spotted me on his berth.

"A bigger beeerth?" I said, my vision a little dizzy now, at least the effects were coming in.

Then Megatron noticed the open cabinet. "Right." He grumbled and glanced at the Nightmare fuel before closing it. "How much did you have?"

Clunk!

I fell of the berth, "I want a private wash-"

"No."

"Pfffffff." I blew a raspberry at him. "Fragginsfuck yo-me!" That didn't come out as I meant it.

"What?"

Take two! "Fuck me!" Nailed it! Wait-no. He just blinked at me and picked me up. "Uppies!" I yelped and wrapped around him.

"Get off-" He growled as a knock came from the door. Megatron accidently set of the motion sensors and the door opened to reveal Dreadwing.

He blinked, "I can come back another time." He started.

"Preferably." Meg nodded and tried to peal me off.

:Megatron's not very cuddly.: I sent Optimus, :I know how you feel now.:

:That's not what I- He has a... not cuddly personality in a addition to frame-.:

"Optimus said you don't have a cuddly personality." I played at him.

"Great."

:I told Meg you said that.: I sent.

:Where are you?:

:Wrapped around Meg- soooo, above his aft.:

:Great.: And that was all I got back from him.

"You aren't feeling the, drop dead and die feeling are you?" Meg asked.

"Noooooo, it's the die and drop dead feeling!" I corrected.

"Right, are you-"

"Naaaahhhh." I said and let go before bolting out the door.

"Argh!" I heard him yell and I decided to run to the top of the ship to get above Meg's ego. It was windy up there and I was blown off my peds. Gee, where were the Preds?

:You're not on Megatron's aft- hip! I mean hip!: Optimus texted.

:I'm on top of his ego now.:

:So above the clouds.:

I did some complicated math, :Yea, no, um. On the ship! That much ego on top.: I texted and stumbled to the edge of the ship.

:Wait for me.: He texted and I hugged the floor, trying to make a snow angel on solid metal. Optimus popped up top panting. "What's up slut stop?" I slurred.

"How much did you have?" He asked, appalled.

"No that much?" I said and he just stared at me angrily. "Whaaat?"

"You said you would stop-"

"Nah ah!" I argued, "I said I would take less!" I said and sat up. "And I 'aven't had any for so long."

He huffed a sigh, he knew I had a point there. I got up and bolted to the ships edge, "Quilly?" Optimus started alarmed.

"Lets fly!" I started and went to jump off but Op held me back.

"I can't fly remember?"

"Sure you can, drink some high grade and start flapping!" I argued before realising my transformation cog wasn't listening to me. "You can sky dive..." I started and went to jump.

Optimus let out a strangled "NO!" And pulled me back.

"Lemme go-"

"No." He grumbled and dragged me back inside, "Calm down!" He started as he noticed I was really struggling (to the best of my ability). "Your spark-"

"Can deal with this shit-" I grumbled as my ped somehow found it's way in his face. "Sorry."

"It's alright- Stop it!" He yelped as I kept kicking.

"Walls!" I started and flopped limply.

Optimus paused, "Yes, walls. Lovely aren't they?"

"I wish you were a wall."

"You wouldn't be able to hug me if I were a wall." He argued.

"Watch me!" I started and splatted into the wall.

"Walls can't hug back." He added and I started sobbing. "What's the matter?"

"You don't love me?" I yowled.

"I- what makes you say that?" He asked.

"The wall's not hugging me back!" I sobbed and flopped to the floor.

"That makes sense." Optimus muttered (sarcastically?). I sniffled, "I do love you." He added and picked me up. "Yes Arcee?" He asked and I swivelled my helm to look at the newcomer.

"You're courting a sparkling." She grumbled.

"I am well aware." Optimus nodded. Wait? Am I a sparkling?

"Bleep?" No, probably not I thought as we started walking. "Where we helming?"

"Pardon?"

"Where we heading?" I corrected.

"Medbay." He said.

"Nooooooo." I wailed and tried to escape. Despite him being shorter than me, he managed to drag me over. "I beg for freedom!" I shrieked as he pushed me in, I stumbled in drunkenly.

"What's up?" Knockout asked. Breakdown wasn't there.

"Fuck me!" I shrieked.

"What?" Knockout asked, "Him or me-" Optimus cut him off with a glare.

"He is intoxicated." He grumbled.

"So? It'll wear off." He shrugged and turn his back. At that moment Optimus released me and I bolted out.

I made it down three corridors before I crashed into Wheeljack and Smokescreen.

"Frrrrag-" Smokescreen started as I fell on him.

"Are you drunk?" Wheeljack started.

"What makessss you say that?" I asked and got up. Wheeljack mimicked my drunken stumble.

"Ow." Smoke grumbled and got up. "Honestly, just look where you're going." He grumbled.

Then I fainted. Lol.