Megatron's twin

113: You Smell

After a couple of goodbye hugs, I grabbed the chicks, flew off and requested a bridge. I was quickly provided with one and I flew through. Since I was expecting to end up in the command room, I transformed. But instead, the bridge lead me to the skies somewhere else. And I plummeted to the ground before hastily transforming.

Megatron and Soundwave circled above.

"What do ya want?" I asked, attempting to put on a venomous tone.

"We're flying to a possible energon source, thought you might want to come." Megatron said.

"How considerate." I cheered and trailed them.

"I spy-" Soundwave started, "With my little eyes, something that is blue." He strung together in a multitude of voices, oh I liked this game.

"You?" I asked.

He let of an angry sounding buzz.

"The sky." Megatron said.

He let of a high 'ding'. "Your turn."

"I spy with my little eyes, something that is dumb." He said.

"Fuck off." I grumbled.

"Oh, so you know it!" Megatron teased.

Soundwave let of a recorded giggle that sounded a lot like a drunken Optimus. I should really take back that recording Laserbeak took.

"I want you to send me those recording, with the video." I requested.

"Yes my lord." He said, using Starscream's voice.

Megatron let out a grumble before we started flying lower.

"Can I go back to the Nemesis?" I asked.

"Why?" Meg asked.

"Well, I get a bit uncomfortable when I have a bunch of squiggly chicks in my subspace." I said.

"Sure." He muttered and Soundwave opened a bridge. I flew through and managed not to crash into a wall.

But then my spark had a go at me, causing me to fall over, Crash into a wall again? Egg mocked.

"Nope, just fell." I muttered and got out some of my 'sparky stuff'. I drank it all and my spark stopped it's pains. I'm gonna have to get more sparky stuff. I told Egg.

Yea yea. Just drop us off at home. She requested and I did so.

I began my stroll to the medbay and made it to the doors without much difficulty. I walked in and was greeted with an eyesore. Knockout was swallowing Breakdown's faceplate with a kiss.

I let off a very high pitched moan in mockery and they leaped apart. "I need more sparky stuff." I requested and waved the empty flask.

"Don't ever make that sound again." Knockout grumbled and begun looking through some cabinets, "And I need to scan your sparkling." He added.

"Oh! It let off some kicks this morning!" I said and sat on the berth.

"It did?" Breakdown asked in shock.

"Yea, felt weird." I added and Knockout handed me the mixture.

"This morning?" He asked and started scanning, "Were you with the Autobots?" He asked.

"Yea." I snickered, "Where else?"

He smirked, then frowned.

"What?"

"The leach's plating hasn't developed properly, to thin." He added and shrugged, "Nothing we can do about that." He said, "Two months underway and there's already problems."

"Yea, but there's still hope." I said and bade them goodbye, might aswell head for the washracks. On my way there, I encountered Predaking. "Hi." I greeted.

He let out a sluggish smile before his optics widened, "Tomorrow-"

"Yea, we'll head of in the morning." I said as we both headed for the washracks, I sniffed the air, "Why do you smell like the oil Magnus spilt over himself this morning?" I asked, they probably just had a fight.

He blushed deep blue.

Maybe a little more than a fight.

"Had a run in... And had a fight." He attempted.

"Yea, normally I would believe that, but normally, you don't blush over a fight." I said with a grin, nudging him playfully.

"I-"

"Oh come on- you know I fragged Optimus." I rolled my optics as we let the coolant drip down our frames.

"We..." He wondered how he could fraise it gently, "Ever since the whole Predacon clone disaster and when I crushed his servo... Well that was a long time ago and I had time to think." He paused, "And I was feeling guilty about it- I mean, He doesn't seem like the kinda guy to kill a bunch of new sparks."

"Yea." I agreed.

"And with the new Preds coming soon, I just forgave him for that, so I went to apologize and we had a nice chat." He paused.

"Oh cute, you're friends now." I teased.

"Yea, we've been meeting every now and then." He nodded, looking relieved that I wasn't about to go off at him. "He's a nice guy." He shrugged.

"Well, since you were so honest with me..." I sighed, "I've been keeping a secret."

"Spill."

"I'm sparked."

"Oh! That's why you smell so weird!" He nodded.

"What?"

"Your frame odour has been a little stronger lately, I just thought it was because your spark was screwing you over or stress." He shrugged before his optic snapped open in panic. "I'm not the Sire, am I?" He asked in panic.

"Nah, that was too long ago." I said, "The kid's two months old now." I said.

"So Opt-"

"Yup." I said, "Don't tell anyone. Only Breakdown and Knockout know." I added.

"Ah. How would Megatron react?"

We exchanged some grim glances.

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After that nice shower I just headed back to my Berthroom, because I had nothing else to do. I stepped in and was greeted by a Zinc taking a dump in my bin while the other chicks cheered him on.

"Nice." I said as Egg buried her helm in her wings.

What have I been teaching them? She asked in embarisment.

Jack-shit, apparently. I said as Copper started his turn. What are they doing?

Having a competition, who can shit the biggest. She said.

Who's winning?

Me.

So you took part in this too? I asked.

And here I am, wondering what I have been teaching them. She said with tired optics, they widened, The little scrap heap just beat me!